Awkward Situation thread

[The Butt]

Interesting you're not even on topic.

Off-topic, yes, but that doesn't change the fact that you're a douche.

 

[damnromulans]

This evening I was on the front step chatting with my neighbor when a mini-van rolled by slowly and this cute girl pokes herself out the window and flashes us. The awkward part is I'm not sure if she's legal and I can't stop thinking about her tits because they were absolutely magnificent.

That's less awkward than it is awesome.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

It is awesome, just the thought of me lusting after a potentially under-aged girl's titties makes me feel awkward - or like Mort.

 

[damnromulans]

If she had titties, she's old enough to make babby formed = old enough for grown men to lust over. Nature and all that.

 

[Episteme]

I still laugh whenever I hear that "meme".

 

[cookiecutter]

As long as you don't get her pragnent it's cool

 

[Dak]

This evening I was on the front step chatting with my neighbor when a mini-van rolled by slowly and this cute girl pokes herself out the window and flashes us. The awkward part is I'm not sure if she's legal and I can't stop thinking about her tits because they were absolutely magnificent.

You must live in a high class area.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Well, they were high classed tits, anyway.

 

[The Butt]

Well, they were high classed tits, anyway.

 

[arg]

it's awkward pissing beside co-workers in the restroom

 

[King Richard]

Especially when they strike up a conversation and smack you on the ass when they're done.

Right? ...guys? oh god no

 

[mutantllama]

 

[Srontgorrth]

Especially when they strike up a conversation and smack you on the ass when they're done.

Right? ...guys? oh god no