Awkward Situation thread
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zabu of nΩd
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ASD
observing the sabbath
(me so horny me love you long time) sucky fucky ?
As much as your story was fail, I
at this.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
I'm serious, "Gummo" would have been better with DD's story.
I would never love you long time, your life seems devoid of future and promise and I don't wanna live in Lake Placid
I would never love you long time, your life seems devoid of future and promise and I don't wanna live in Lake Placid
Saparmurat_Niyazov
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Wow, I've never crossed the statutory rape line, ever. You're a fucking sex offender, you should register.
On a lighter note, you know what's awkward? When you're talking to yourself and someone catches you. We all talk to ourselves (don't lie; try assembling some furniture or changing the oil in your car without having an animated solo discussion), but people act really freaked out when they catch you doing it. One time my wife caught me saying "I should kill that fat, stupid cunt!"; boy did I ever pay for that one!
On a lighter note, you know what's awkward? When you're talking to yourself and someone catches you. We all talk to ourselves (don't lie; try assembling some furniture or changing the oil in your car without having an animated solo discussion), but people act really freaked out when they catch you doing it. One time my wife caught me saying "I should kill that fat, stupid cunt!"; boy did I ever pay for that one!
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I was singing softly/mouthing the chorus of Hexenhaus' Necronomicon Ex-Mortis at night to my reflection on a glass door (I am too beautiful not to admire myself, after all). Then the door suddenly opens and this small Asian girl walks through giving me this nervous "wtf weirdo?" look. 
zabu of nΩd
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Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
1. I do not even like girls.
2. Girls hit on me. It's not my problem if they lie about their age or are sluts. Ofcourse can avoid situations, but teens tend to put themselves around us or are looking for trouble. It's like when you are at a party with adults and some girls show up or something. I've never intentionally put myself around 16 or even 17,18 year old girls. I can be minding my own business and a girl can be all over me regardless where or what am doing. I guess you just have to be the adult. I've never actually had sex with a 16 year old girl, but have had a decent ammount that would literally not leave me alone and was actually scared we were going to have sex and it was akward for me. I guess I just need to be like NO.
Some of them go very beyond flirting regardless if you are actually interested or not.
You or anyone can assume whatever the fuck they want, but the thing is am not responsible for or teenagers parents.
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
You're doing it wrong if you go to parties where little girls are there, but I also understand Lake Placid is small so yeah.
Are you one of those dudes who refuses to accept responsibility for anything, so you blame a teenage girl's dad for you fingering her and making out with her despite the fact that you could have said NO and avoided the situation altogether? Why did you even go back with them in the first place - you were sober when you bought the drinks yeah?
Most people would nip it in the bud at being asked to buy beers for underage girls by their dad, that's fucking weird. But maybe Lake Placid is more "Gummo" than I realize.
Are you one of those dudes who refuses to accept responsibility for anything, so you blame a teenage girl's dad for you fingering her and making out with her despite the fact that you could have said NO and avoided the situation altogether? Why did you even go back with them in the first place - you were sober when you bought the drinks yeah?
Most people would nip it in the bud at being asked to buy beers for underage girls by their dad, that's fucking weird. But maybe Lake Placid is more "Gummo" than I realize.
Onder
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Greys' story is fucking cool, stop being goddamn moralists.
On topic, I have probably a lot of those but today I remembered one from my childhood: when I was 12 or 13 I used to draw porn in school instead of paying any attention. Oddly enough it was all situated in public transport. My mother found the notebook, so yeah.
EDIT: There were various coitum positions using handles in buses and such. She didn't commented on it (well, what would she say).
On topic, I have probably a lot of those but today I remembered one from my childhood: when I was 12 or 13 I used to draw porn in school instead of paying any attention. Oddly enough it was all situated in public transport. My mother found the notebook, so yeah.
EDIT: There were various coitum positions using handles in buses and such. She didn't commented on it (well, what would she say).
Saparmurat_Niyazov
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I don't think I was riding my high horse, that's just a reckless way to behave. Consider the incredibly negative implications for yourself when put in that situation. Even if I thought the girls were legal, I wouldn't feel comfortable associating myself with them, being as they were hanging out in front of a liquor store with their "dad". The "statutory rape" bit was being tongue-in-cheek more than anything.
EDIT: So The Greys is now Death Delerium?
Dak
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cookiecutter
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This is what happens when you post on a board with a bunch of christian conservatives.
Dak
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Totally man, your descriptions here of how awesome your life is has totally shown us all the light of your enlightened state of living. Why wouldn't everyone want to be like you?
cookiecutter
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I know I want to start buying alcohol for underage girls in order to feel them up in their parents' home.
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