Awkward Situation thread

[arg]

how did they react?

 

[diddykoi6]

 

[False Joe]

Probably the best I've seen so far:

 

[Vimana]

how did they react?

We shared a brief awkward moment of silence while I exited the video.

 

[Soa]

Probably one of my most awkward situations was when my family friends dragged me to church with them. We were on the upper level balcony looking out over the service and suddenly I heard someone laughing behind me. Turns out my skirt had fallen down because it was too big and I hadn't even noticed. It took a few seconds to register, and in that few seconds many people behind me and a some people from the lower level that heard the laughing and looked up saw me. I was absolutely mortified, haha. I didn't know whether to run out of the church or not, so I ended up just sitting through the service. It was exceedingly awkward though, because as we got up to leave my friends started talking to the family behind us. They, of course, had seen everything and the kids couldn't stop giggling.

 

[cookiecutter]

Sounds like God hates you

 

[False Joe]

I'LL INSTIGATE
I'LL FREE YOUR MIND
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'VE KNOWN ALL THIS TIME

GOD HATES US ALL
GOD HATES US ALL

 

[diddykoi6]

I'LL INSTIGATE
I'LL FREE YOUR MIND
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I'VE KNOWN ALL THIS TIME

GOD HATES US ALL
GOD HATES US ALL

ARE YOU HANGING UP YOUR STOCKING ON YOUR WALL?
IT'S THE TIME THAT EVERY SANTA HAS A BALL
DOES HE RIDE A RED NOSED REINDEER?
DOES HE TURN UP ON HIS SLEIGH
DO THE FAIRIES KEEP HIM SOBER FOR A DAY?

 

[Doomguy]

OH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH
OH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
THEY SAY IN HEAVEN LOVE COMES FIRST
WE'LL MAKE HEAVEN A PLACE ON EARTH
OH HEAVEN A PLACE ON EARTH

 

[Einherjar86]

I think it was just one guy. He stopped coming when I was like 8 though.

Some repressed childhood memories creeping through, I take it?

 

[diddykoi6]

Some repressed childhood memories creeping through, I take it?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Some repressed childhood memories creeping through, I take it?

lol wat.

We had a refridgeration unit called timmy. You see I couldn't make friends at school but I had him. We used to sit and talk about Satan. One day Timmy got put out in the back yard. A line of rust grew across him, and the snails tried to eat him, but I picked them off.

That rag and bones man took away my only friend.

 

[BeneGuitar01]

I was biking in town, when i saw this fit as fuck girl. I kept staring at her awesome ass until i biked straight into a lamppost. Everybody in the street saw me do this but the worst part is that she came over to help me up.

Had something similar happen in high school, was biking to the mall and I saw one of my female friends (hottie) I went to turn around to talk to her and I flipped the bike over. She asked if I was alright then kept walking.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

At the end of lunch at work today I went into the bathroom. Unbeknownst to me, I would find myself retreating from it seconds later.

My mind was kind of drifting at the time I walked in. I was reflecting on the receptionist girl in our office, whose desk I walk by every time I come in at the beginning of the day (and after lunch if I drive off somewhere for it) to get my parking ticket stamped so I don't have to pay the parking charge for the garage. They didn't buy me a parking pass because as a consultant I'm supposed to be on the road a lot, but as they have yet to ship me out anywhere the receptionist and I have for weeks been going through this ritual of me handing her my ticket, her stamping it, me saying "thank you" and her replying "you're welcome", and for some reason it cracks me up every now and then thinking about it.

It was cracking me up at the time I walked into the bathroom this afternoon - I started giggling under my breath randomly. Then it occurred to me that I'd just stopped in front of the toilet stalls, and that there might be someone inside one of them listening to me from the other side of the door. It turns out this was exactly the case, as I heard a stirring behind the stall door I was standing right in front of.

I heard the guy stand up and begin to wipe, and I started edging toward the door nervously, pondering the idea of postponing my own bowel movement to take cover in the office. (The bathroom is in the hallway outside my company's office, and is shared by several companies who rent on the floor there.) I had no time to fully consider my options, though, as the guy flushed the toilet after just one wipe. Afraid of having the guy see my face and find out who the weirdo was that was giggling outside his stall while he was trying to shit, I began heading out the door, just as the guy was opening the door to his stall.

I hustled down the hallway to the office door, and had barely reached it when I heard the bathroom door re-open, as if the guy hadn't even bothered to wash his hands. Was he trying to get a look at my face? I swung open the door to my office and ducked inside, hoping he wasn't one of my coworkers about to follow me in. It's possible he caught a glimpse of me at the last moment, but thankfully the office door never opened behind me. After laying low for a minute or two, I went back to the bathroom and had it all to myself.

 

[Dak]

Grant: The Jason Bourne of office bathrooms.

 

[The Emptier]

I personally don't care about little things like that, I think it's hilarious to freak people out, nothing's better than going right next to someone in a urinal even if all the other ones are open

 

[waif]

Good story, grant.

Anyone else miss Whiskey Funeral?

 

[Dak]

Yeah, she was cool for a female.

 

[damnromulans]

That is awkward Grant. Ovch. But when I first started reading, I was going to guess you had walked into the ladies' toilet.

Whiskey Funeral should come back. Did you scare her away too?

 

[Episteme]

I think she had a kid, and is too busy to post. I think everyone on the board got along with her pretty well.