Awkward Situation thread

[Satanstoenail]

Once at a bar some slut said she would give me a blow job and stuff, and she made it sound really good. The awkward thing is she didn't even follow through with it! Awkward? I think so.

 

[Hubster]

 

[Belligerent]

 

[Hubster]

I'm still

 

[False Joe]

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Wtf is that cat sitting in

 

[metal paddy]

Oh I was talkin to a friend of mine out side a gig about jonny fortunes chick whom I had been with when jonny walked around the corner he heard wot i was sayin and all hell broke loose BUT BY CHRIST DID I HIT HIM !!!! HE NEVER GOT UP !!!

stay down jonny you best stay down mister

 

[SentinelSlain]

Wtf is that cat sitting in

MY LITTLE FISHING HAT

 

[False Joe]

New theory: Paddy = MetalAges. Whose name escapes me at the moment.

 

[Ross]

God you sound like a right dick I think you need to grow up

hitting some guy for no reason you fackin bully boy

YEAH BRUV I WILL FUCKING HIT YOU


THEN LISTEN TO ACDC YEAH METAL BRUV !!!!!!!

 

[MetalAges]

New theory: Paddy = MetalAges. Whose name escapes me at the moment.

Imagine all the looking back on paddy's post history if it were me, hmmm.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Aw, c'mon Deron, the Jonny Fortunes post was sweet. I was only gonna post once on the account.

 

[Ross]

Noooooo, metalpaddy2.

 

[mutantllama]

Is this paddy

 

[SentinelSlain]

looks like the rag and bones man from my old street.

ANY OLD RAG AND BONES [broken washing machines and fridges]

he came on a horse and cart down the street, screamed any old rag and bones, then fucked off again.

 

[False Joe]

You actually have a rag and bones man?

AWESOME.

Did he have a really old bloke with him? And did they have kooky interactions?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think it was just one guy. He stopped coming when I was like 8 though.

 

[metal paddy]

Imagine all the looking back on paddy's post history if it were me, hmmm.

YOU THE MAN DERON YOU THE MAN

 

[diddykoi6]

lol @ paddy WOT BRUV

 

[Vimana]

So a couple weeks back in my volunteer job I had my Chinese students watch excerpts from Napolean Dynamite to understand them. They both bring their eight-year-old cousin with them to translate some stuff for them in the lessons. I went to press the pause button when the scene ended but I pressed the forward button and it went straight to some porn.