Awkward Situation thread

[arg]

every single time i talk to my hot russian colleague is an awkward moment.

her english isnt very good. i often end up having to explain slowly what i just said to her. and my jokes phail a lot.

the awkward silences suck too. also, she sometimes notices me looking down her shirt. i fap to her in the office bathroom.

 

[waif]

Anyone who faps outside their home / their own room and bathroom if they live with parents deserves whatever happens.

 

[CF87]

A friend of mines girlfriend sucked my dick and about 20 minutes later he called and than came over to pick her up and kissed her. After all three of us hung out for about 1 hour and it was incredibly akward for me just thinking about it. We've been friends since like 4 and jam together.

We both meet her at the sametime and made out with her on and off all night right in front on her boyfriend and knew she was a whore so whatever.

 

[Vimana]

Anyone who faps outside their home / their own room and bathroom if they live with parents deserves whatever happens.

I fapped in the woods once. Nothing bad happened.

 

[The Ozzman]

One time I was going through a McDonalds drive-through. The lady talking had some kind of accent and was slow with understanding my order. After I said it for the third time, I proceeded to yell it in Spanish. I turned the corner and saw that she was Pakistani.

hhahahaha

 

[arg]

I fapped in the woods once. Nothing bad happened.

kvlt

 

[Doomguy]

I've had a police car drive past me while I was shitting on the side of a country road. Just gave me an awkward stare, which is surprising because I'm pretty sure public defecation is illegal here.

 

[SentinelSlain]

every single time i talk to my hot russian colleague is an awkward moment.

her english isnt very good. i often end up having to explain slowly what i just said to her. and my jokes phail a lot.

the awkward silences suck too. also, she sometimes notices me looking down her shirt. i fap to her in the office bathroom.

I hung out with a russian BABE while I was on holiday once. I had to fully turn off my northern english accent for her to understand me at all.

Oh yeah she caught me looking at her bare feet and she kind of moved them around in a certain way and smiled.

That was an almost awkward situation, most girls balk at the idea of it.

 

[Krow]

hhahahaha

My father had to explain to a woman working at a mcdonalds in Ohio what a double cheeseburger was one day.

 

[Ross]

She was probably black.

 

[Vimana]

In Ohio. Unlikely.

 

[Vimana]

My brother was in his English class and they were taking turns reading whatever book they were reading. My brother stopped at the word my pals, and looked up. In a predominantly Asian and Caucasian high school my brother was in an English class where he was the only white (looking) person and everyone else was black. He looked up and awkwardly stared at all the rest of the students. Eventually he just said the word and got on with the story.

 

[genocide roach]

when my mom asks me about girls... i hate those moments
~gR~

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Ha, I'll bite on this thread.

My lady's mom does not tend to knock on the front door. So, as expected, she walked in on me jerking off. Not much of a story, but awkward as hell.

fucking awkward lol...and funny as fuck lol.

 

[black blood]

I jokingly pulled a pocket knife on a friend making stabbing gestures, only it turned out it was someone who just looked like him . That was real awkward.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

For me, more funny then awkward but, I biked to my friends house with a hockey stick so we could play ball hockey. Anyways when I was going down my street. I was looking at my stick hitting the ground. AND WHAM, slammed into the back of a parked car, I flipped on top of it. It was funny, painful and awkward as fuck lol.

 

[hexwind]

I pissed my pans when i was a little

 

[Dak]

Honestly Chris, that would've been a more awkward story had you pooped your pants just as some hot woman walked by.

Not quite that but:

Once I was out camping with some friends on this island in the middle of a river,well we camped at one end and the other end we were using for the "shitter". It was exposed to that side of the river but it was during the week so we figured there would be no real traffic.

So its like 8am on a weekday, we are several miles from a put-in anyway, so I figure it's safe to take a shit. I dig a whole, and I am squatting there and all of a sudden I hear a laugh echo across the water. I look around and waaaaaay upriver here comes a fishing boat just floating along. The assholes probably had binoc's and had seen my white ass just chilling.

I was so pissed/embarrassed.

 

[Base Delta Zero]

Another awkward moment is after you've told a girl that you were gonna rock her world and then proceed to give her 2 minutes of jack-rabbit lovin'.

 

[genocide roach]

so i had an awkward conversation with my mom today. she read a comment on my facebook from my GF which said my head was big. she thought it was my OTHER head. she then told me to make sure the condom doesnt break...

yeah, fun
~gR~