Awkward Situation thread

[Zephyrus]

My mother calling me again and again until I'm forced to answer my cellphone... when my girlfriend is naked on top of me. -_____-

That happened to me except it was my ex calling.

 

[Blind Guardian]

The main ones are the usual ones, like seeing someone you vaguely know at the end of the corridor and having to avoid gazes so you're not staring at each other for the next 5 mins without talking.

Haha yeah I hate that. A similar one is, at least in my case, when it's a black guy, and I go "Will he think it's because he's black if I look at him, or will he think so if I don't"

 

[Krow]

Turn that shit off next time. This is especially important if you're like me and use goofy ring tones that will kill the mood (the Sanford and Son theme in my case).

The best part is... I made a ringtone out of Impetigo's Harbinger of Death... and my phone was spouting downtuned gibberish.



It's happened a few times now... and the gf seems to think it's pretty funny.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Having to walk 2 miles home naked after an ex kicked me out of her house and stole my clothes.

 

[mutantllama]

Erm. Is it bad that there's been so many, I can't actually place any of them specifically?

The main ones are the usual ones, like seeing someone you vaguely know at the end of the corridor and having to avoid gazes so you're not staring at each other for the next 5 mins without talking.

Haha yeah I hate that. A similar one is, at least in my case, when it's a black guy, and I go "Will he think it's because he's black if I look at him, or will he think so if I don't"

Socially awkward penguin.

 

[Belligerent]

I was in my work truck and had to shit so bad, the bubbleguts you know. Since there were no gas stations around I ended up pulling into some random parking lot and taking care of business.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Honestly Chris, that would've been a more awkward story had you pooped your pants just as some hot woman walked by.

 

[Belligerent]

Then ripping off my shitty jeans and throwing them at her.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Now that's just amusing...and rather gross.

 

[arg]

when i was new on the job i was listening to my iPod in my secluded cubicle. really feeling the music, i did the "black metal claws" gesture... my hands were even trembling. i had the "agonized black metal face" on as well.

my indian colleague walked in on me and was completely weirded out. i instantly dropped my hands, smiled and said "oh hey man", but the bewildered look on his face was priceless.

 

[Doomguy]

Ha, I'll bite on this thread.

My lady's mom does not tend to knock on the front door. So, as expected, she walked in on me jerking off. Not much of a story, but awkward as hell.

Wank in the bathroom.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Getting walked in on while masturbating, that's the most awkward thing I've gone through.

 

[Vimana]

My friend was sitting in the back of his class and got really bored so he started whacking off in class and just as he was reaching climax the teacher called on him.

 

[divine_torture]

Wank in the bathroom.

I was alone in my room. I shouldn't have to go to the bathroom. Bitch needs to knock. She still doesn't knock...

@Deva: I think that's grounds for possibly being a future sex offender...

 

[Doomguy]

Lock the door then.

Or plant a scarecrow.

 

[divine_torture]

She's Mexican, so maybe a big fence and water...oh wait.

 

[Eligos]

Today at work (Village Inn) I took this guy's order over the phone and I could tell he was black from the way he talked. And then he comes in and we exchange a few words and I was like, "I have your order right here." And he was like, "How'd you know it was me?" So I told him I'd recognized his voice and he just kinda laughed it off...

 

[Doomguy]

She's Mexican, so maybe a big fence and water...oh wait.

 

[Einherjar86]

Or plant a scarecrow.

Or a scare-Jew.

 

[Doomguy]

"Protect Rod Stewart; he's our most important jew!!"