Randomness

[Watto]

Yeah ive watched all of that kids videos unfreaken believable

 

[FerretallicA]

What's even more unbelievable is the recent press release about why Kevin Moore really left Dream Theater...

Can't believe it

 

[RavenHasFlownAway]

I guess he just couldnt handle "world domination mode" aye?

 

[The Apparition]

What's even more unbelievable is the recent press release about why Kevin Moore really left Dream Theater...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zCcE43n6Rw
Can't believe it

I currently don't have sound on my computer and am really interested in this. Can anyone quickly outline this if it 'aint to much trouble.

 

[RavenHasFlownAway]

Its a pisstake video with dubbed voices. Dont waste your time bucko.

 

[Watto]

Drunken Stormy strikes again "OMG. Maiden. I make love to every1 that loves maiden" Holy shit he found out how to spell when he is drunk

 

[FerretallicA]

Mattresses float, trollies dont

 

[metal evilution]

Urinal cakes make interesting ice cubes.

 

[Pyro]

Haha. I had to stop Cam from drinking from that jug just before everyone left. Evil bastards.

 

[Stormster]

Drunken Stormy strikes again "OMG. Maiden. I make love to every1 that loves maiden" Holy shit he found out how to spell when he is drunk

Yhe wasnt trashed tho lol. Thought id annoy ferret since he rang me up about a card game earlier in the night. Deliberately avoided smsing a few people tho. All we did at the Mean Fiddler was get drunk, sing maiden and blind guardian as loud as we could, and versed eachother in power metal screams. Yes, we were stared at alot but twas fun.

 

[FerretallicA]

Thought id annoy ferret since he rang me up about a card game earlier in the night.

Thought you'd annoy me... by sending an Iron Maiden SMS to Watto?
You still never told me what the fuck that card game was either.

 

[metal evilution]

 

[FerretallicA]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Sunroofs_W0QQitemZ260148596999
One of the more amusing items I've seen on eBay, albeit in a fairly understated fashion.

[edit] The questions are pretty amusing too... for the lazy:

Listing

Do you want your car to have the look of a real sunroof?

You can install it in 5 minutes!!

Extremely fashion and new aparent sun roof, made of a sticker that will give any car the image of a real sunroof.

Our selfadhesive sunroof DECANO™ has our own patented technology , it consists on a series of flexible laminated magnetic layers, weatherproofed and framed with a selfadhesive tape.

READY TO INSTALL.- The DECANO™ selfadhesive sunroof comes completely assembled (31” X 18”) in a tube package. (20”X3”).

TO INSTALL: Just clean, place it and paste it!

1.- Clean: Clean thoroughly the car surface where the sunroof is going to be installed

2.- Place it.- Extend the adhesive sunroof on the roof of the car and with our MAGNETIC TECHNOLOGY, you can see it on, center or move it as many times as you want until you find the correct spot where you want to install it.

3.- Paste it,. When you selected the correct spot, just take off the adhesive protective peel, , press it and it´s READY and securely added to your car´s roof and you can use it now as a part of your car.

The DECANO™ adhesive sunroof feels like glass, it´s anti-scracth and mirror like.

Each package comes with photographies and step to step installation instructions.

Innovative design and easy to place instalation, with position testing using magnetic elements, and final instalation through special and easy to use adhesive.

Easy to remove if original car shape is desired or convenient. No need to make holes or damage original car structure.

High Status at a very low price !!!

A CAR WITH A SUNROOF LOOKS EXTREMELY GOOD!!!

Questions

Do I get a discount in shipping if I buy 2? I want to put one on the roof and one on the inside of my car so when I look up a can pretend to be looking outside, also can you make one that simulates looking up at the stars I think chicks would really dig it or put a scary face on it so when People in my car look up the think there is somebody on the roof I think you have endless possibilities with this product. Thanks.
We give free shipping when you buy 3 or more.

my car does not have an anti lock braking system - i am interested in an abs light for my dash - i cannot afford nor am i interested in the actual braking benefits of an abs system - i am solely interested in tricking people into thinking my car is safer than it is. do you or are you looking into prototyping this product - it seems like its up your alley.
We are working on new ideas, thank you.

I honestly think this is the greatest product i've seen on ebay in a while. Honestly if i didn't have a sunroof i think i would buy two and make it look like my car was a T top..I think you should sell that as a seperate product as well....and if you do, give me a free one for the idea. Tom Umasstom@yahoo.com
Thanks!

I don't understand why someone would want the look without the functionality? Is this a gag to fool your friends?
We came with this idea, sometimes people just want to have the look of a sunroof, and can´t afford or don´t have the permission to make a hole to their/parent´s car.

Do you have a holographic version so that if someone looks from a certain angle, the sunroof will look like it's open? Do you also have a sunroof visor that I can stick on to look like I have a real sunroof visor? Do you also sell controls that I can stick on the ceiling of the car so I can act like I have a sunroof controls? I'm curious, If I stick it on the hood of my car would this then be called sunhood? This is one of the best ideas I have ever heard of.
We are still working on having more products like this, at this moment we only have this self adhesive sunroof. You can put it in the hood if you want. Thank you

What kind of tool would I use for cutting the whole? will it leak?
This sunroof is ornamental, it´s only a sticker with the shape of a sunroof that you put in your car´s roof and gives your car the look of a real sunroof, but you don´t make any holes to the car, and you can´t see through it. You don´t make any modifications to your car.

So what type of motor does it take and how do i go by wiring it all up and locating the switch??
This sunroof is ornamental, it´s only a sticker with the shape of a sunroof that you put in your car´s roof and gives your car the look of a real sunroof, but you don´t make any holes to the car, and you can´t see through it. You don´t make any modifications to your car.

How much would it cost for a shop to do the install on this sunroof on a 1994 Subaru Legacy L?
This is only a sunroof sticker that gives your car the look of a real sunroof. You can install it yourself, you don´t need to make holes in your car and you will not be able to see through it.

Will I have to declare the addition of this modification to my insurance company and will it compromise the structural integrity of my car?
It doesn´t compromise the structural integrity of your car because it´s just a sticker with the shape of a sunroof that you put in your car´s roof.

I would really love the open-roof experience of a sunroof. I'm very excited to see that this can give me that feeling without drilling holes. What a product! How does it work?
First you clean your car´s roof You select a place where you want you Selfadhesive sunroof to be, check for any bubbles . Remove the peripherical edge binding and press the molding frame against the car. As I told before, this self adhesive sunroof is just ornamental, and will give only the look of a sunroof.

Will this work with my convertible?
If it has a solid top you can use it.

can I get away with only buying one, for two cars... and switch which one I put it on depending on my mood?
Once you install the sunroof if you take it off, the sunroof won´t damage your car, but it will not be able to use on another car, this is for prevent burglars to steal it.

Can this be put on other parts of the car, such as the hood or trunk lid, or do you have to put it on the roof? Does it fit all models? I have a Dodge Stratus right now, but I'm probably gonna get a Dodge Viper pretty soon.
Yes, you can put it on other parts of the car. If fits all models.

How does the sun get thru the roof?
The sun won´t get thru the roof, because the self adhesive sunroof is a sticker that gives your car the look of a real sunroof, but you don´t make a hole to the car.

Does this sunroof come with all of the installation tools necessary for proper install?
This sunroof is ornamental, it´s only a sticker that you put in your car´s roof and gives your the look of a sunroof, but you don´t make any holes to the car. It comes with step to step instructions, it´s very easy because you only have to put the sunroof sticker in the car.

how much horsepower does this add?
The self adhesive sunroof doesn´t add any horsepower to the car.

I would love to have a sunroof - is it guaranteed to be waterproof? do you have pictures from the inside of the car after install?
This sunroof is ornamental, it´s only a sticker in the car´s roof, and it´s waterproof and weatherproof, there´s no need to make holes on the car. From the inside the car will look the same since you´ll only be attaching the sticker sunroof in the carroof.

What is this magnetic technology? so is it a sticker or a magnet?
It´s a magnet and a sticker so it can stick better to the car.

Is this the kind of sunroof that slides back or only pops up?
This sunroof is only ornamental, it´s a sticker that gives your car the look of a real sunroof, but it doesn´t slides back or pops up.

Does the product come with instructions on how to cut the hole in the car roof?
This sunroof is ornamental, it is only a layer of stickers that attaches to your car, without any holes and gives the car the appearance of a sunroof.

 

[FerretallicA]

More eBay holy-shit-ness... any 'hardcore' gamers out there?
http://cgi.ebay.com/30-YEARS-OF-170...177215240QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item260177215240
Biggest private video game collection I've ever seen by a long shot.

 

[Watto]

Bremner does a lot of COCAINE

 

[Watto]

Here is some jamming from Ferret stock
Raining blood I think?

Dougie and Benji Ravandark doing some solos

 

[RavenHasFlownAway]

I LOL'd

 

[FerretallicA]

Cryptor is a machine on the drums. The Portnoy influence clearly shows even on a piss-ant tiny kit like mine.

 

[FerretallicA]

Black Metal

“No matter how many time I listen to it, all I can hear is "AAAAAAAAA"!”
~ Captain Oblivious on black metal lyrics

“The only thing worse than listening to black metal is not listen....oh wait, never mind. ”
~ Oscar Wilde on listening to black metal

“ARGAAAAAHHHHAAA! if Satan actually likes this shit, then he's the world's biggest fag, I'm quiting this church right now and telling Jesus I'm sorry. ”
~ High preist ov Satan on on Satan's music tastes

Black metal is modern art of disturbing neighbours. Founder of Black metal was actually Hamlet.

The three ultimate purposes of Black Metal are: deafening the whole population of earth (including humans, roadies, dogs and lizards), overthrowing today's fashion scene by introducing all-season, barbed-wire-coated, spiked and uncomfortable clothing and desecrating Christian symbols. We get it, your dad made you go to church too early as a kid; can you please forget the Black Metal and get another hobby now? Jesus, you guys are tedious...

Origins

It is commonly known that black metal started when the Beatles broke up and, imitating the growling dog sounds in their song "Hey Bulldog", invented a type of singing called "growls" or "grunts" that have since been utilized by a series of singers who want to sound "evil" or "tough." Another early important influence was the Swedish group Abazagorath, who later found international fame after changing their image and music, and shortening their name to Abba; predictably, their early fans accused them of "selling out." Both bands are renowned for their faggottry, corpse paint and the use of fake blood to make themselves look kvlt. These have become core foundations of the Black Metal genre.

Black Metal fans and musicians rarely have sex, and are forced to perpetuate by converting new members. This lack of sexual experience is obvious from such Black Metal lyrics that attempt to describe intercourse as "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".

Black metal has received a bad reputation because many of the bands in the genre support replacing traditional Judeo-Christian culture with Norse Paganism. The reason many bands feel ancient Paganism is the true religion, and a good explanation for there actions, is that in Norse mythology the people of Earth were seperated from the Gods by a rainbow bridge not unlike the one used by the Care Bears. While this may seem like a strange connection, many Black Metal artists ended up with severe metal disorders because they were not able to, as children, receive Care Bear Dolls the Christmas season they were the hot toy. It is a logical conclusion that they would reject the Christian tradition of Christmas and pefer to bring back the Norse Paganism that connects them to there loveable Care Bears.

Goats in Black Metal

It is a common myth that only humans play Black metal, but the truth of the matter is most BMers (Black Metallers) are actually Goats, of which most are blue eyed, blonde/light brown haired Aryan and Satanic Heathen goats, they pretend to be humans but you can tell by there Vocals, Tr00 Aryan g0atz ov der deep south australia and grim north Norway, have a vibrating tone to their voice. These goats hide in secret building with their armies ov haunting demonic howls anti-human goat chants of Odin planning for the human Ragnarok and once again Goats shall reign the earth, and their Goat Black Metal Anthems. Remember that goats are Grim, Evil, Misanthropic and Necro, sheep are not.

How to tell Black metal from Death metal

Think the two genres are just bloodthirstingly, deafeningly the same? Well, almost.

Black Metal players worship Gondfire, the God of Cunt Cakes, Banana Masks, and Hillary Clinton Hemmeroid Cream. And always wear Corpse Paint.

Death Metal players worship Fauscsk, the Princess of Catholic Child Pornographers, Goa Tse, and the founder of Hootie and The Blowfish.

Whether classified as Black Metal or Death Metal, most musicians in either style continue to rip off Celtic Frost, and none of them have been able to out-rock Venom.

Spelling and Diction in Black Metal

Make everything look like Norwegian. For example don't say "Black Metal" when you can say "Blækk Mettal"?

Add senseless adjectives: Why say "Blækk Mettal" when you can say "Norsk Arisk Blækk Mettal"?

Use the words "tru", "grim", "necro" and "fuck" as gratutiously as possible. Why say Norsk Arisk Blækk Mettal" when you can say "Fucking Tru and Kvlt Grim Necro Norsk Arisk Blækk Mettal"?

Randomly start sounding like a 13 year old AOLer. "Fucking Tru and Kvlt Grim Necro Norsk Arisk Blækk Mettal" when you can say "Fucking Tr00 and K\/|_T Gr1m N3cr0 N0rsk Arisk Blækk M3htul"?

Actually, the best thing still is to simply add as many senseless adjectives as possible. Why say "Fucking Tr00 and K\/|_T Gr1m N3cr0 N0rsk Arisk Blækk M3htul" when you can say "Fvkking Tr00 and Kvlt Grymm Frostbittene Hatefvl Kold Pvre Elitist Satanic Icy Norwegian Raw Pagan National-Socialist Suicidal Blasphemic Fistfvkking Panzerkrieg Orthodox Symphonik Hellfyred Mysanthropik Hyperspeed Diabolikal Germansk Hedensk Necro Norsk Arysk Goat-Worshipping Blækk Mettal????1oneLOLpwned"

How to write Black lyrics

The main keyword to write blækk grim kvlt necro lyrics is "AAARHGHGHGHHGGH". This is just the basic text. True talents add more words to the text like 'satan', 'blood' or 'raaah'. Some true geniuses add random German words (example: 'Black Metal ist krieg'). It's important to know where to stop. You shouldn't add too many words to the basic text, because that's too mainstream and not kvlt at all. After you have the basic structure of your song, place the text into an online translator and translate it to Norwegian. Then translate the translated text back into English. Give the song a name in German. The finished product should be in the LANGUAGE OF THE BEAST! And that makes it ultra-hardcore.

Can I play Black Metal?

This question has a lot of paths. First of all, it is not necessary to know how to play guitar, it is not necessary to know how to play the bass or even the drums, and something that is very common, it is not necessary to know how to sing, because the only sounds that you need you can find in the porcelain throne when you have been eating tacos or burritos with chilli.

Note: Black metal should not be confused with Negroes or Africans playing heavy metal, such as Jimi Hendrix or Living Colour; everyone knows those musicians rock, but that Black Metal is for pathetic teenagers who hate their fathers and those distinguished individuals that truly follow the left hand path. The two are rather hard to tell apart but go up to the wrong one and hurl insults and recieve and offering of cold steel trust into your chestplate. See: Alan Alda's "Men Who Create Geometric Patterns on Their Faces With Black and White Make Up Take It Up Their Repressed Homo Asses", Oxford Universtiy Press, 1979

 

[FerretallicA]

Who'd have thought... Duke Nukem Forever is still in development
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/50464

Not exactly the most impressive video ever given that this is a game which has taken even longer to release than "Chinese Democracy" and still looks to be years away from delivering anything tangible.