RAP BATTLE: Spikes77 and Henrik Main battling it out

Henrik Main

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(Henrik Main = liturgy)

liturgy: lolololol u a fag
spikes77: yo momma
liturgy: no urs
spikes77: dont make me challenge you to a rap battle
spikes77: i WILL best you
spikes77 slaps liturgy around a bit with a large trout
liturgy: spikes be gayer than manilla road
liturgy: i slapped him round his head with a giant toad
liturgy: your turn bitch
spikes77: yooyo ill rough you up with a bat, slap slap then ill take a crap
spikes77: ownedddd
liturgy: yo yo fuck you, you're gayer than egj's entire mirc crew
liturgy: post dis shit in the "hilarious #royalcarnage ramblings" thread on rc
spikes77: i think no
liturgy: yo yo twat, i heard you listening to meatlof, so what you've got to say 'bout dat?
spikes77: ur rappings whack, ill posion you with a toxic tic tac
liturgy: spikes'll be like "no man u got it all wrong", but i know what i heard, youve also got a small schlong
spikes77: lollll
spikes77: well played
liturgy: ur rappings shit, i've heard better rapping by a brit (the streets iirc)
liturgy: henrik main be da mother ship, spikes77 be da slave, can u hear da whip
spikes77: your whole whole raps a bore, mines so fly like some norwegian folklore
liturgy: your raps more gay than elton john, it also stinks, try wearing some cologne
liturgy: im in da rap hall of fame, u be behind bars cuz ure so lame
spikes77: henrirks raps are for the imparied, ill knock you out with one cold stare
liturgy: lol
liturgy: you went to the library and jerked off to gay porn, i remember the time when i caught u listening to korn
spikes77: LOLLLLLLL
liturgy: mad dissing
spikes77: ill rip you up like beef stew, nice joke, but cant be worse then your 9 album collection of blink 182
spikes77: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spikes77: dont cry after that you should have a couple of tears in your eye
liturgy: theyve only released like 7, you fag, have some history knowledge before u go talking like a slag
spikes77: lollllllll
liturgy: you listen to david lee roth, björk and industrial rock, is it to compensate for the fact that you've got next to no cock?
spikes77: lmao
liturgy: you formed an art circle with nicodemix, instead of discussing postmodernism you touched each others pricks
spikes77: lolll
liturgy: you converted to buddhism, cuz zen's just your thing, i remember the time when u and tully had a short fling
spikes77: LOL
spikes77: i need to step it up
spikes77: hkman ur rhyms are weak like yur attempt at banging the jsus lover last week
liturgy: ya u got pwned so severely that ur eyes are all sore, u should get some plastical surgery, maybe then u can score
liturgy: posting dis @ rc
 
spikes77: my raps are a slam dunk, not like yours, ass like your giant collection of punk
spikes77: you're washed up and you stink, how many shits do you own that are pink?
spikes77: shirts*
spikes77: fdjkldf
liturgy: too late thread already posted, i'll put your penis on a bbq cuz i prefer it roasted
 
More comedy gold

spikes77: ur raps are weak and mo, quik go hide your assorment of pink dildos
spikes77: damn that didnt even rhyme
liturgy: you were pwned bu your lousy skills, check out my rap instead, as it kills
spikes77: my shots hit you with the dinkage, i've bested you go just #royalpinkage
spikes77: join
spikes77: damn it
liturgy: lol
liturgy: gay ass
spikes77: dont be hatting, im just special like that ugly fat chick yur dating
liturgy: i left you in the gutter, enjoy the smell of rot, i'll add the next ingredient, henrik's special cumshot
spikes77: LOLLL
 
liturgy> ur raps whack and you should quit, i've dismembered you this past hour - bit by bit
spikes77> alot of your raps dont mean diddly, henrik stars in next norwegian bukakke
liturgy> hahahah fucking lol
liturgy> your so shit at rhyming its hilarious
spikes77> you just got ript like it was racial, henrik likes his 13th facial
spikes77> OWNED
liturgy> you just got fucked up the ass (full stop)
spikes77> welcome to spikes dragon den, henrik plz stop talking about the guy you were cybering with on msn
liturgy> fucking lol
spikes77> ripttt
liturgy> you urinated on mother theresa's grave, then u went on to form the legendary rap act devastatin' dave
 
someone sign us please


liturgy> you namedropped dr dre in your previous full length, he reacted by punching your face with full strength
spikes77> ur raps are shit just like i taught ya, shoudlnt you be listening to the next single by cock and blow torture
liturgy> *cock and ball torture
spikes77> damn
spikes77> it would have been good
liturgy> ya but now its just shit due to the factual error
spikes77> henrik was this close to getting laid, but he was on a forum complaining abou tthe newest enslaved
 
spikes77> ur raps are shit just like i taught ya, shoudlnt you be listening to the next single by cock and blow torture

henrik was this close to getting laid, but he was on a forum complaining abou tthe newest enslaved

:lol:

dude, Spikes is from da BX ... you don't know who you messing with
 
Yoyo...

Both your raps are whack,
So just step on back,
It's my turn to talk some smack.

I banged your mom,
But forgot the Con-dom

She liked it so much,
She said <old woman voice> "keep in touch"

Fuck that shit bitch,
You just were there when I had the itch.

Urge, splurge, shoot and purge.

Now I'm rolling into m00se town,
Cause for headbanging, my homey matt is down.
So i'm gonna go, Cause fuck niggas, you all blow.

edit: awaits getting owned by MC Bike or Old Grumpy Grahn
 
excellent thread. I think some recordings should be done
because these guys have skills to awe and stun
so step up now and lets record
a big collaboration of the RC board



I suck:(