rate the THRASH METALITY of my guitar

[Erik]

Yeah so this is partly why I want a new one, because I would want a semi-flashy nice sounding one that I would take actual care of. I love having a not-too-expensive guitar that can take some beating though, but as my ONLY guitar, maybe not.

 

[Sadguru]

nice poster in the background. And yes, \m/ guitar indeed

 

[NAD]

before i opened the thread i thought "if i see black + stickers" it gets a high score. that and REALLY SHITTY INTONATION (not pictured) makes it 666/10.

 

[Reign in Acai]

The guitar gets 5 stars

 

[Birkenau]

Your so kvlt Erik.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I rate the thrash metality of this guitar to be 1488/666

 

[NAD]

hey you should carve a Steve Vai Handle into the body with a cudgel of some sort, then you can grip it for swinging the headstock into the loins of virgins AND get some wicked splinters at the same time!

that's like, the only improvement possible tbh gdn tbqs ify.

 

[KILL TULLY]

The Punisher:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hahaha I so god damn hate the Vai Ibanezes. That handle is the GAYEST THING EVER. Except Parker Fly headstocks, those are TRULY the gayest thing ever.

Q4T

*insert oompa-loompa picture here*

 

[NAD]

Hahaha I so god damn hate the Vai Ibanezes. That handle is the GAYEST THING EVER. Except Parker Fly headstocks, those are TRULY the gayest thing ever.

yeah i might have to sign up for a temporary Oompa Loompa pass after reading this.

although actually, there are some much uglier guitars than those. not in everyone's favorite mainstream music store, but they do exist in small ugly corners of the universe.

 

[NAD]

haha, some good ones there.

now, while i hate the looks of the Fly as well, have you played one? they are actually pretty nice. they feel good and sound a bit unique. [/gay]

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I have to admit, the "XMAS EDITION WOODEN PENIS" in Majestik's avatar just made me blow a snot bubble of hilarity.

 

[NAD]

it's the best avatar in a long time.

and i only recommend playing the Fly if you are ALONE in a music store someday. actually i don't recommend that, but if you know, you happen to be alone in a music store someday, and are feeling saucy, well then, you know.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

that'd be so gay it would scare gay people straight.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Holy shit there is nothing wrong about that guitar, haha, SO BADDASS.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Eriks guitar looks disturbingly like mine. Replace cheap ibanez with midrange Jackson (same thing really) and take away the stickers though. Its dusty as shit and the tone knob is missing too it kept falling off and no ive lost it.

I really want to upgrade too, cant afford at the moment though

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I like mine also, has served me well thus far.

Edit: if it one day turned into a high end Esp with EMG HZ81 pickups it would be forever cherished

 

[Claws of Perdition]

i want one

 

[Claws of Perdition]

yeah i have seen one for sale in the local music shop, couldn't stop laughing

 

[Ellestin]

That Obtest sticker is the best thing about the guitar.