Recommend me a new book

I think Dougal Dixon had something to do with that show The Future Is Wild on animal planet a few months back. That was a cool show.
 
for books, i will share my two cents,
anything by orson scott card, another vote for neil gaiman, and george r.r. martin, ursela k. le guin, and i like "a series of unfortunate events" by lemony snicket.
so i guess thats more like five cents, sorry i lied.
 
i can't believe that i forgot to suggest the 'gold escher bach' and 'metamagical themas' by douglas hofstadter. he's the bees knees.
 
i mean, they were JAPANESE.

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"let's make a buncha recent immigrants pay for some stuff some Southern retards did two hundred years ago to people who are more than two generations removed from what happened!"