restaraunts

[lizard]

Anyone here ever work in the food biz? I'm at Bob Evans getting the wife dinner and this old dude just reamed the manager for getting his order wrong and sure enough they got mine wrong also. Wankers.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i've worked at coffee shops and let me tell you, 75% of coffeeshop goers are total wankers, especially where i live, man what a bunch of jizzbags

 

[lizard]

Right now I'm at the library and I can see two coffee shops, the starbucks for the yuppies, and Cup 'a Joe for the body piercers.

Didn't Dorian work for some yuppie caterer in Yellow Springs [/gratuitousohioreference]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I like how there are two styles of coffee shops. Expensive ones with fancy names for everything and a lot of latin so you can feel superior.

And then "Jimbob's Coffee n' Donuts n' Chili".

I'm a fan of the latter.. better coffee, and no wankery in sight.

I like how when I go to some of the coffee shops around and they ask "light medium or dark" and I go "i dunno, coffee's coffee... just make sure it isn't decaff" and then I get back "You're my kinda guy". It's funny. They hate the wankers even though the cater to them.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

dishwasher at a giant buffet place, fucking sucked ass!
busboy at that same place, sucked ass, but not as much as washing dishes.
busboy at TGIFridays, was shitty for the most part, I fucking hate people. and wanted to stab everyone.

If killing someone was legal, I'd have the high score

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Busboy loses it and massacres by standers with a battle axe. After his killing was complete he said down and drank a flagen of mead then lumbered off into the night.

 

[Krilons Resa]

worked in a seafood restaurant from age 15 to 22 yrs old. I worked in the kitchen though. I am a mean cook.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

by mean, do you mean food poisoning?

 

[Krilons Resa]

only if you send shit back to me for no reason

 

[General Zod]

Waited tables at a diner for two years while in college. My wife and I noted how much more shit customers gave her, compared to how much they gave me. People are such pussies.

Zod

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Only waitress(it was a chick) I've ever been rude to, deserved it. She'd basically made it a habit over a month to fuck up ever order, do a handful or retarded things and well... she had it coming.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Only waitress(it was a chick) I've ever been rude to, deserved it. She'd basically made it a habit over a month to fuck up ever order, do a handful or retarded things and well... she had it coming.

so you kept coming back?

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

it's the only place to get good food on campus. And the bartender and other waitresses were fucking awesome. GW (good waitress) especially.