RIP Chuck Norris

[JMarz]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/05/29/obit.chuck.norris1/?hpt=C1






















KIDDING. But seriously, what the hell is it with all these celebrities dying as of late? I remember reading someone mentioned 2012 getting closer.. I don't necessarily believe that the end is upon us, but rather SOMETHING weird's goin' on here.

 

[Uladyne]

Enter random Chuck Norris joke.......



NOW!

 

[JMarz]

Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts.. HE BREAKS LEGS

 

[AntonioPetrole]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

[lolzgreg]

People wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[JayB]

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
chuck norris died 20 years ago. death just never had the guts to tell him.

GO to Google , and Type in Find Chuck Norris , then hit I'm feeling Lucky ...it's awesome

 

[Jackal_Strain]

I thought you were supposed to leave this forum... like forever...

 

[Uladyne]

GO to Google , and Type in Find Chuck Norris , then hit I'm feeling Lucky ...it's awesome

 

[JayB]

I thought you were supposed to leave this forum... like forever...

Haha I was gonna say this but didn't feel like starting shit

 

[LeSedna]

 

[JMarz]

I thought you were supposed to leave this forum... like forever...

Nope, sorry to disappoint

 

[HeadCrusher]

GO to Google , and Type in Find Chuck Norris , then hit I'm feeling Lucky ...it's awesome

Doesn't work on my end of the world. Where does it lead you American fellas?

 

[Line666]

Doesn't work on my end of the world. Where does it lead you American fellas?

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

Its meant to lead you to there, thats the third link down though.

 

[rfahey86]

They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from nobody!

 

[Felix Neumann]

Chuck Norris doesn´t smoke cigarretes - he smokes sequoias! Okay that was a bad one. Got it up myself.

 

[DanLights]

Jack Bauer jokes are better.

This one time at band camp Jack Bauer killed a 6 year old terrorist

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Gas prices go up during a crisis because the government needs to pay for Jack Bauer's cell phone bill

The reason it is forbidden to show Muhammad’s face is because they don’t want Jack Bauer to recognize him

In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list.

 

[JMarz]

*Crickets and frogs chirping in the background @ Felix*

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

 

[Line666]

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't find the courage to tell him.

 

[plague_rider]

Mr T once beat chuck Norris at a game of tic-tac-toe... in retaliation, Chuck Norris created racism...

 

[ronnan]

chuck norris got in touch with his femine side, and promptly got her pregnant..