RIP Chuck Norris

[onqel]

We've got our own Chuck Norris in Norway, so we're unaffected either way! haha

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

 

[sprack]

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato sacks them.

 

[Jackal_Strain]

We've got our own Chuck Norris in Norway, so we're unaffected either way! haha

Gjertsen?

Haha, dårligste til nå!

 

[JayB]

Jack Bauer jokes are better.

This one time at band camp Jack Bauer killed a 6 year old terrorist

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Gas prices go up during a crisis because the government needs to pay for Jack Bauer's cell phone bill

The reason it is forbidden to show Muhammad’s face is because they don’t want Jack Bauer to recognize him

In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list.

HHAHAAHAHAHA HOLY shit that was awesome , especially the cell phone bill so true ! and 94 people in four days...

 

[pattonfreak1]

They say that under Chuck Norris' beard there isn't a chin... only another fist.

 

[Mattayus]

Every year on his birthday Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

 

[drew_drummer]

Every year on his birthday Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

This was the only one that actually made me laugh. The rest of you guys are fags on toast.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

not toast drew... a bagel. fucks sake.....

 

[drew_drummer]

Oh my bad man. I'm not really educated on your bready proclivities.

 

[Chris_P_Critter]