rock d00ds who are dead like Jesus

Teh Grimace

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edit: since faggots ruined the original version of this thread, i'm starting over from scratch but keeping the old list...



HERE, IN THIS THREAD, WE SHALL COMPILE THE WORLD'S (gmd's) LONGEST LIST OF DEAD MUSICIANS:

(note: if you can, add what bands/projects they were involved in, and their specific cause of death.)

THE LIST

Jeff Buckley (solo) {drowned in the Mississippi}
Tim Buckley (solo) {heroin+alcohol overdose}
Nick Drake (solo) {anti-depressant overdose}
Cliff Burton (Metallica) {something involving Sweden}
Erik Brødreskift [Grim] (Borknagar) {sleeping pill overdose}
Joe Strummer (The Clash) {cancer, I think}
Oystein Aarseth [Euronymous] (Mayhem) {fell on a knife}
Per Yngve Ohlin [Dead] (Mayhem) {fell on shotgun pellets, face first}
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Bon Scott (AC/DC) {choked on his own vomit like a real punkrocker}
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Ace Börje Forsberg [Quorthon] (Bathory) {heart failure}
David Wayne (Metal Church) {complications from injuries sustained from a car accident}
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Dimebag Darrell (Pantera/Damage Plan) {death by fanboy}
Piggy (Voivod) {terminal spirit disease}
Chuck Schuldiner (Death, Control Denied) {terminal spirit disease}
Roger Patterson (Athiest) {car accident}
Mama Cass (Mamas and Poppas) {chicken bone, ham sandwich, rolled over wrong & suffocated under her own fatrolls, etc.}
Elvis Presly (solo) {in the can, while dropping a big hunka burnin' love}
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J.D. Kimball (Omen) {???}
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Phil Lynott (Thin Lizzy) {heroin lolz}
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Jimi Hendrix (solo) {overdose and/or choking on his own/someone else's vomit}
Einar Fredriksen (Funeral (NOR)) {suicide solution}
Agyl (Scald (RUS)) {unknown, dead in 1997}
Paul Baloff (Exodus) {stroke man, stroke man}
.
John Bonham (Led Zeppelin) {choked on Jimmy Page's vomit}
Randy Rhoads (Ozzy,Quiet Riot) {just a plane ol' crash}
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Teemu Raimoranta (Finntroll) {falling 'accident'/suicide}
Johnny Cash (solo) {does, indeed, "count"}
Jim Morrison (the Doors) {to paraphrase Dennis Leary, "I'm drunk, I'm nobody, I'm drunk, I'm famous, I'm drunk, I'm dead. The life of The Lizard King."}
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Elliott Smith (solo) {suicide solution, poor d00d...}
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Ian Curtis (Joy Division) {hanged himself}
Layne Staley (Alice in Chains) {heroin/cocaine LOLZ!}
Ronnie van Zant + some other dudes (Lynyrd Skynyrd) {fell out of the sky}
Valfar (Windir) {hypothermia, the "kvltist" way to die}
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Steve MacDonald (Gorguts) {suicide solution/death by noose}
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Karcharoth (Infernum, Graveland) {suicide solution}
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Krzysztof 'Doc' Raczkowski (Vader) {he don't like teh drugs, but teh drugs likes him}
Mieszko Talarczyk (Nasum) {tsunami-related}
Fred "Death" Duval (Massacra) {terminal spirit disease}
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Fana Medek and Mirek Sabata (Amon (Cze)) {car crash}
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Jørgen Skjölden (Fester (Nor)) {overdose}
Thorsten Reissdorf (Torchure) {car accident}
Andreas Reissdorf (Torchure) {same car accident, I'd assume}
Michael Schmale (Lemming Project) {???}
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Kurt Struebing (NME) {drove off a fucking bridge lol}
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Max Varnier (Worship) {jumped off a fucking bridge lol x2}
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Grellmund (Ulver) {new years resolution to be alive less}
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John Lennon (Beatles) {no really, yoko did it...}
George Harrison (Beatles) {cancer [within you without you][not getting better][i'm not only sleeping][back in the E.R.]}
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Tuoppi (Slugathor) {at the wrong end of an unforunate cutlery incident}
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Audie Petre (Acid Bath) {drunked by a kill driver}
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Duane Allman (Allman Brothers Band) {motorcycle accident}
Berry Oakley (Allman Brothers Band) {one-upped Duane}
Steve Clark (Def Leppard) {fell off the sobriety wagon and landed on his fucking head}
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Teh Grimarse said:
Valfar (Windir) {hypothermia, the "kvltist" way to die}

Hhahahah yesss I told you the Titanic was cool! Jack Dawson=Krieg


So how did Valfar get hypothermia??

I'm sorry if this was discussed in the last thread and I missed it.. but I don't want to go back there. :cry:
 
Susperia said:
Hhahahah yesss I told you the Titanic was cool! Jack Dawson=Krieg


So how did Valfar get hypothermia??

I'm sorry if this was discussed in the last thread and I missed it.. but I don't want to go back there. :cry:

He got drunk and fell asleep in the snow...
 
Oh shit you saw that? I'm so jealous =(. Okay let's not turn this thread into shit again. I will stop now.


btw: In that movie. You know, she was, erm.. acting.