Romance

[NSGUITAR]

Hey everybody.


So, my lady is currently across the world on a trip and she returns Saturday--the day before her birthday.


I'm looking for some romantic shit I can pull for her birthday. I don't want to just do the typical dinner date thing this year!


Do you guys have any suggestions?

 

[Skinny Viking]

Bolivian Face-Hat or Glass Bottom Boat

either one should get things rolling

 

[NSGUITAR]

Bolivian Face-Hat or Glass Bottom Boat

either one should get things rolling

I'm not familiar with the former of the two, but the glass-bottom thing sounds nice! We do live on lake michigan too!

 

[P-E]

urbandictionary? haha

 

[Brandon E.]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glass+bottom+boat

Lol news to me. I've got no idea what the bolivian thing is though?

 

[Skinny Viking]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glass+bottom+boat

Lol news to me. I've got no idea what the bolivian thing is though?

I made it up ... sounded funny

use your imagination

 

[NSGUITAR]

I made it up ... sounded funny

use your imagination

Errrrrrmmm

Yes?

 

[Line666]

I'm not familiar with the former of the two, but the glass-bottom thing sounds nice! We do live on lake michigan too!

Quoting for posterity

 

[Skinny Viking]

little bit more of a straddle action needed but yeah, you're in the ball-park so to speak

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

I cook my wife dinner on her birthday. Usually something that would cost a shit load at a restaurant like yellowfin tuna or swordfish or....

Yeah use your imagination.

 

[NSGUITAR]

Quoting for posterity

Whyz?

 

[Line666]

I thought it was so innocent looking a slip you might try for a crafty edit

Unless it was totally insincere, in which case, hats off to you sir!

 

[NSGUITAR]

I thought it was so innocent looking a slip you might try for a crafty edit

Hahahaha! I wish that devil smiley face over there was smoking a joint.. Or is he?

 

[~BURNY~]

 

[Bekanor]

Do the naked man.

 

[SocialNumb]

Get her an old school broom and an iron. Later that night demand anal.

 

[Skinny Viking]

when she comes over just be chilling on the couch and then say to her

"You know why women have legs?

Because beer can't walk bitch"

Always good to start the night off with some light humor

 

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

Get her an old school broom and an iron. Later that night demand anal.

So far im favoring this option atm, combined with carlos's and I think you may have won her heart over forever.

 

[pipaguapique]

yeah man...

...i don't think you are gonna get any good advice here. (unless it's Loren of course...he also wants honest reviews )

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I was going to say pretend rape?