ROYAL CARNAGE APRIL MADNESS: Results, pt. 2: THE DEFINITIVE LIST

[JayKeeley]

Oh man, don't list what you have - it is gay, nobody reads it, and you just force people to scroll down a little further than they should actually have to.

 

[NAD]

Dudes Scum should have been waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay higher, that album was pretty awesome / revolutionary / mindboggling / etc.

JayK: why did you edit those posts of ours up there, without changing anything in them?! :WTF:

 

[JayKeeley]

JayK: why did you edit those posts of ours up there, without changing anything in them?! :WTF:

For some reason, I wrote "That you" instead of "Thank you" so I had to edit my post. Then, since you quoted me with that typo, I had to go into your post and change my quote again.

Erik's first post has my edit reference because I needed to stick the thread, and so there you EDIT: have it -- you get an edit message even when you just click the 'stick thread' flag.

 

[NAD]

Damn, that there be one fancy keyboard, mine jess look like diss:

 

[NAD]

What happens if you press both at once?

I was hoping to see a guitar headstock shoved up into some snatch, but Google images worked good enough. :Spin:

 

[JayKeeley]

Hahaha....5 stars. So funny that I had to bring the wife over and she was carrying Sebastian. "In bed with Faith" were the first boobies he's ever seen, other than his mother's udders.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

3 Iron Maiden "Powerslave" 105
6 Dissection "Storm of the Light's Bane" 90
2 Slayer "Reign in Blood" 70
23 Exodus "Bonded by Blood" 47
26 Amon Amarth "Once Sent From the Golden Hall" 44
28 Testament "The Legacy" 42
34 At the Gates "Slaughter of the Soul" 34
35 In Flames "The Jester Race" 33
61 Annihilator "Alice in Hell" 18
65 Blind Guardian "Nightfall in Middle Earth" 14
73 Pantera "Cowboys From Hell" 13
92 Borknagar "Quintessence" 9
101 Dimmu Borgir "Stormblåst" 8
105 Soilwork "A Predator's Portrait" 8
111 Helloween "Walls of Jericho" 6
112 Overkill "The Years of Decay" 6
123 Children of Bodom "Hatebreeder" 3
124 Cradle of Filth "Dusk... and Her Embrace" 3

Ive actually owned at one point about half of the list but have since moved and or needed money. What is above is what I have now. God I wished I hadnt of sold all my stuff.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Where can i get that keyboard ???? Couldnt Traci Lords come up as well?? I mean she was a porn star that made music.

 

[Ayeka]

1 Burzum "Hvis Lyset Tar Oss" 135
3 Iron Maiden "Powerslave" 105
6 Dissection "Storm of the Light's Bane" 90
9 Mayhem "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas" 78
11 Bathory "Blood Fire Death" 72
12 Slayer "Reign in Blood" 70
15 Bruce Dickinson "The Chemical Wedding" 60
17 Emperor "In the Nightside Eclipse" 59
27 Black Sabbath "Vol. 4" 43
40 King Diamond "Abigail" 30
41 Mercyful Fate "Don't Break the Oath" 29
43 Judas Priest "Stained Class" 27
44 Dark Angel "Darkness Descends" 26
46 Queensrÿche "Operation: Mindcrime" 26
49 Destruction "Eternal Devastation" 25
50 Motörhead "Overkill" 25
52 Nokturnal Mortum "Goat Horns" 25
58 Deströyer 666 "Cold Steel... for an Iron Age" 23
63 Exciter "Violence and Force" 15
65 Blind Guardian "Nightfall in Middle Earth" 14
69 Venom "Black Metal" 14
70 Iced Earth "Night of the Stormrider" 13
75 Astrofaes "Heritage" 12
82 Graveland "Thousand Swords" 11
85 Accept "Balls to the Wall" 10
86 Death Angel "The Ultra-Violence" 10
87 Dio "Holy Diver" 10
93 Death "Scream Bloody Gore" 9
98 Anthrax "Among the Living" 8
111 Helloween "Walls of Jericho" 6
125 Manowar "Hail to England" 3

That's my lot. I wasn't too surprised to see most of the best albums there towards the bottom but not a shabby list by any means.

 

[MFJ]

Says you and noone else.

I really can't believe that you aren't a Vintersorg enthusiast....

 

[Erik]

bumpin dis

 

[General Zod]

"Brother will kill brother, spill blood across the land, killing for religion, something I don't understand!".

You got the line wrong.

"Brother kill brother for the profit of another, game point, nobody wins."

Zod

 

[General Zod]

bumpin dis

March Madness isn't until March.

Zod

 

[NAD]

I'd say it's a contender for top 25, although that doesn't mean much because my Top Metal Whatever is limited to like 8 albums.

 

[NAD]

SHITZ AND GIGGLEZ:

Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss
Metallica - Ride the Lightning
Megadeth - Rust in Peace
White Zombie - Astro Creep: 2000
Black Sabbath - Vol. 4
Sepultura - Chaos A.D.
Carcass - Heartwork
Morbid Angel - Domination
Pantera - Far Beyond Driven
Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley

There, top 10 off the top o' me head.

 

[NAD]

I like blowjobs.

 

[Necro Joe]

Fucking hell the top part of that list is cool. Reminds me how many awesome albums I've heard but have yet to buy.

 

[JayKeeley]

The top 25 are MANDATORY TO OWN (as in BUY ACTUAL MEDIA IN PHYSICAL FORMAT).

That said, I've never even heard "Pure Holocaust", let alone own it.

 

[SonOfNun]

We should do this again. I think the results would be rather different, especially with different pairings and we could throw in more albums and multiple albums by a band. I'm not organizing it though, fuck that.

BTW, don't include Drudkh's new album in it as it would undoubtedly make the Top 5.

 

[Demilich]

63 Exciter "Violence and Force" 15
64 Scald "Will of the Gods is Great Power" 15

I think it's cool as fuck that these albums made the top 64!