Royal Carnage HATE Thread
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What I hate:
Life insurance ads that make you feel fucking GUILTY. Just saw one on Yahoo email that showed a picture of a little kid sobbing and the caption was YOU DIE, LOVE DOESN'T. That's fucked up. Fuck you life insurance guilt spreaders.
Life insurance ads that make you feel fucking GUILTY. Just saw one on Yahoo email that showed a picture of a little kid sobbing and the caption was YOU DIE, LOVE DOESN'T. That's fucked up. Fuck you life insurance guilt spreaders.
is that the truth or what.
also jewelry ads that make guys lo0k like morons. I just heard one with some dumbass talking to a female jewelry salesperson and he says, I'm gonna get my mom a diamond ring and my wife a blender!"
also jewelry ads that make guys lo0k like morons. I just heard one with some dumbass talking to a female jewelry salesperson and he says, I'm gonna get my mom a diamond ring and my wife a blender!"
MajestikMøøse
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Rule #1 with chicks: Do not. EVER. Buy them an appliance, unless they specifically ask for one, but even then, you better back it up with something mushy, and it's not a good idea to buy said appliances for a holiday anyhow. This only applies for male to female gifts.
This comprises about 40% of my knowledge concerning women.
This comprises about 40% of my knowledge concerning women.
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My dad once bought my mom a blender for Christmas. She wasn't impressed.
I'd like a sewing machine though.
Edit: I don't like waiting for my nails to dry after I paint them. That one hour should be spent doing more worthwhile things... like posting here.
I'd like a sewing machine though.
Edit: I don't like waiting for my nails to dry after I paint them. That one hour should be spent doing more worthwhile things... like posting here.
Lizard's Learned Lessons Ref. Ladies:
most issues with women can be solved with:
1. cheese cake and/or chocolate; both soothe the savage beast
2. jewelry.
that is all.
most issues with women can be solved with:
1. cheese cake and/or chocolate; both soothe the savage beast
2. jewelry.
that is all.
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I know this much:
1. The appliance thing.
2. Spend lots of money on them, for things they actually WANT.
3. If they are complaining about friends/family/coworkers/etc. take her side no matter how wrong you think she is.
4. Forget about pride, two simple words can save your ass on a consistent basis: "yes dear."
5. Find the g-spot or die trying.
That's it.
1. The appliance thing.
2. Spend lots of money on them, for things they actually WANT.
3. If they are complaining about friends/family/coworkers/etc. take her side no matter how wrong you think she is.
4. Forget about pride, two simple words can save your ass on a consistent basis: "yes dear."
5. Find the g-spot or die trying.
That's it.
a couple of good points there, mr. nad.
luckily my wife is not a greedy person, because I don't make alot of money. I mean, she likes the girly stuff but doesn't come up with greedy stuff, for example, when women say that since they're approaching something like a ten year anniversary, they should get a ring upgrade. I mean, I know women don't see it this way, but the ring is supposed to symbolize your committment to them and to your marriage, not a symbol of your hopefully escalated standard of living.
luckily my wife is not a greedy person, because I don't make alot of money. I mean, she likes the girly stuff but doesn't come up with greedy stuff, for example, when women say that since they're approaching something like a ten year anniversary, they should get a ring upgrade. I mean, I know women don't see it this way, but the ring is supposed to symbolize your committment to them and to your marriage, not a symbol of your hopefully escalated standard of living.
Erik
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Haha I do the exact opposite of this, but only because I don't believe in abandoning my convictions and principles even for her. Fuck that.
and when she's pregnant, get up at 3:00 a.m. and get her an O-Henry bar.
(the above is a true story)
(the above is a true story)
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Women are like calculus, except not understandable.Erik said:this all strikes me as really calculated and cynical somehow..
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Calculus is easy, especially compared to women! I never quite got trigonometric substitution, but everything else was basically like riding a bike. Once you learn the basics, you can do just about all of it. Also note I studied calculus for two years straight in the late 90's.
But I didn't come here to talk about calculus (again)! I came here to discuss
CRACK STAIN!!!
Seriously, I'm a big guy and I take a lot of dumps, but I don't leave shit stains on the fucking seat!!! Also some of the dumbfucks in this office take a shit and FORGET TO FLUSH. What the fuck!?!?
But I didn't come here to talk about calculus (again)! I came here to discuss
CRACK STAIN!!!
Seriously, I'm a big guy and I take a lot of dumps, but I don't leave shit stains on the fucking seat!!! Also some of the dumbfucks in this office take a shit and FORGET TO FLUSH. What the fuck!?!?
Hell Mike
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haha I lvoe it when I do that, but it's even better when the log is too big to flush. Too bad it generally HUUUURTS when that happens, but the joy of having the next person who enters go oh what's that smell EEEEEWWWWWWWW GROOOOOSS!!11!!!111 makes up for it
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Practical joke dumping no flush is funny yes, but the dudes that do this are geriatric, stupid, and never pay attention to anything. They literally just forget. The smell of a 45 minute old man dump session is pretty bad, something that nobody should be subjected to.
Hell Mike
fuck melodic black metal
I have two funny drunken poo stories I'm too lazy to tell, and the great part is I wasn't the pooed one in any of them
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