Royal Carnage HATE Thread

[JayKeeley]

Toilets in planes are scary. They hiss, and then suck BOOOM and anything caught in that black hole is lost forever

Yes, they are horrifying. On top of that, it's all blue water too.

Did you know that long distance flights will dump their toilet waste over the ocean?

 

[Ayeka]

Our shower works fine

 

[NAD]

and my tennant can live with weak showering.

You mean CheifB?

Did you know that long distance flights will dump their toilet waste over the ocean?

It lands on people's roofs sometimes, big blue frozen balls of airplane shit. That rules so damn much.

 

[Ayeka]

Get on motherfucker! Party at Erik's house!

 

[J.]

I hate people that hate Dr. Phil!

That man is my guide, my shining beacon, my northern star, the light in the end of my tunnel. If this was real life, I would challenge the Dr. Phil haters to a duel, to defend his honour!

Anyone who can make millions of dollars for telling idiots a few words of common sense deserves to be respected, I guess.

 

[JayKeeley]

You mean CheifB?

Yep. Well, he lives there so cheap, he can buy the fucking pump himself. Dirty 'stani.

It lands on people's roofs sometimes, big blue frozen balls of airplane shit. That rules so damn much.

Man, that is gross, and yet so funny.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

fuck whenever I see an incredibly fat person on one of those gokarts I want to rush at them and push them over to see if they really can walk or if they're just fucking fakers.

That said, then I realize that the combined mass of them + the kart is probably about 10 times my own mass and to attempt to run at them to push them over at full force is still a completely futile exercise according to the law of conservation of momentum.

 

[NAD]

"Ain't nothin' wrong with a little bit o' jiggle
FAT BITCHES!!!"

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

My friend Adam had sex with a really fat chick over fall break. She was like...five foot nothing and a hundred eighty pounds. So now we call him "Porkchop."

I hate the people who bought all the Adderall in this hall before I could get some. CAN'T SLEEP, EXAM WILL EAT ME. Also I hate the musical taste of the Texan asshole next door who plays really loud pop-punk and MTV rap all the time.

 

[NAD]

Nice Simpsons reference.

My friend Adam had sex with a really fat chick over fall break. She was like...five foot nothing and a hundred eighty pounds. So now we call him "Porkchop."

That sounds like the chick I dated recently, she tried to have sex with me, and I gave it an honest shot, but my ween said "NO WAY, DUDE!" He allowed a blowjob though, haha.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

haha

 

[lizard]

I hate people that hate Dr. Phil!

That man is my guide, my shining beacon, my northern star, the light in the end of my tunnel. If this was real life, I would challenge the Dr. Phil haters to a duel, to defend his honour!

risky words, given that my last name is Burr
I still scrawl "BURR" on Alexander Hamilton's head of every 10$ bill I get

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I hate being unemployed, and the 3,000 rounds of interviews you need to go through with corporations these days. *grumble*

 

[lizard]

tongue their corporate bungholes....I hear some CEOs LOVE it!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Hey, if it's a she, and she's hot, I'm game.

 

[lurch70]

That sounds like the chick I dated recently, she tried to have sex with me, and I gave it an honest shot, but my ween said "NO WAY, DUDE!" He allowed a blowjob though, haha.

haha ... that happened to me also not too long ago with a black fat chick ... she was cool and cute and all ... but when it came down to business ... her belly rolls were just a major turnoff and I could not get it up for shit.

she was pissed for sure and kept calling me for a week or so ... she had this "I am all that" reputation ... and even had business cards with "DIVA" on them .... so needless to say she was pretty pissed when I wanted to hurl when I saw her naked.

tongue their corporate bungholes....I hear some CEOs LOVE it!

hehe ... you will never hear the end of but'ole jokes now.

 

[NAD]

haha ... that happened to me also not too long ago with a black fat chick ... she was cool and cute and all ... but when it came down to business ... her belly rolls were just a major turnoff and I could not get it up for shit.

You know the worst part, it was up, and as I went to stick it I got an instantaneous case of beach dick. I had to pretend I was drunk so as not to insult her.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Hey, I can withstand the but'ole jokes, bring 'em on. I'll just keep pleasing the ladies

Meanwhile, I've been with a *ahem* larger-than-I-prefer chick too. While I was able to perform, I certainly managed to lose that phone number in a hurry.

 

[lurch70]

I certainly managed to lose that phone number in a hurry.

did it fall between the cracks?

 

[lizard]

did it fall between the cracks?

woah Lurch is crushing them out of the park,