Running after the city bus

Phxthrax

Phxthrax

Phoenician STOMP MONSTER!
Jul 15, 2002
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:Smokin:Why is it that people who ride the bus run like hell to catch it when they think it's gonna leave without them only to slow down from a full blown sprint to a trot, then a walk when the bus stops to wait for them to catch up?

:Smokin:
 
Because people by nature are lazy, ignorant, pond licking scum who dont know how to show up on time. If I was the driver I would have kept going and gave em the bird!
 
I can't stand idiots like that.
While we're at it, here's some other shit, that gets on my nerves.

  1. Morons who block the aisles in a busy store, while others are either waiting for these dumbfucks to finish their mindless shopping or move their damn buggy/cart out of the way. PAY ATTENTION!
  2. Timid jackasses, that don't know how to merge onto freeways. 55 MPH IS THE MINIMUM SPEED PEOPLE!!!
  3. Left lane is the fast lane, not the "I'm doing the speed limit lane".
  4. Idiots who don't turn on red, when they can.
  5. Clueless ones, who walk down the center of a parking lot, while cars pile up behind them. Usually these people have their kids running around, just waiting to get hit by a car that couldn't see them.
 
Lordlindsey said:
I can't stand idiots like that.
While we're at it, here's some other shit, that gets on my nerves.
  1. Morons who block the aisles in a busy store, while others are either waiting for these dumbfucks to finish their mindless shopping or move their damn buggy/cart out of the way. PAY ATTENTION!
  2. Timid jackasses, that don't know how to merge onto freeways. 55 MPH IS THE MINIMUM SPEED PEOPLE!!!
  3. Left lane is the fast lane, not the "I'm doing the speed limit lane".
  4. Idiots who don't turn on red, when they can.
  5. Clueless ones, who walk down the center of a parking lot, while cars pile up behind them. Usually these people have their kids running around, just waiting to get hit by a car that couldn't see them.
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Shit, this list could go on longer than "who gets the last word."

How about:
  1. People who turn into the road you're crusing down and make you slow way the fuck down when there was no one behind you and they could have waited ten more seconds.
  2. People who ride your ass as you're going 80 behind a semi.
  3. People who don't use turn signals.
  4. People who take up two parking spots with a regular vehicle.
  5. People, in general, who cannot read.
  6. People who bitch at me for not recycling.
I'll stop now.
 
1. When you're driving down the street and someone is at a stop sign at the next intersection and have tons of time to turn onto the street in front of you, yet they wait 'til you're about 10 feet away, <i>then</i> turn in front of you.

2. Passing people on the highway who are going too slow, then they pass you, then they slow down and you pass them. Be consistent, you fucks!

3. People who don't get into the intersection when turning left at a light, especially when I'm directly behind them.

4. War protesters. No one cares what you think, except other protesters.

5. Assholes who take forever at the ATM (this happened today).

6. Stupid people (which basically covers everything I forgot to list).

Life's hard, but it's even harder if you're stupid.
 
TooleBox Dan said:
Life's hard, but it's even harder if you're stupid.
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It's not hard for them. It's hard for the rest of us who have to deal with them.

I'll add a few as a parent:

1. People who ask if they can take my kids home with them. WHAT THE FUCK?????????

2. People who see a child in a blue or pink outfit and still ask if it's a boy or a girl, like it fucking matters to them anyway.

3. People who feel the need to start a conversation because they think my son's birthmark (on his forehead) is a bruise (it's brown).

4. People who think they can walk over and touch my baby.

5. And older women, who, while you're in the last trimester of pregnancy, will look directly at your left hand to make sure you're wearing a wedding ring, and if you're not they give you this condescending "what a shame, she's a slut" look, when the reason you're not wearing your ring is because your hands are swollen BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT.

Okay, I think I'm done. /forum/images/smilies/lol.gif
 
anything else you might have missed :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

couldnt resist saying that.

i guess you hate stupid twats then. The fat people in spandex should be banned from hitting the streets. It seems to be a disease. "Ive got a bit hefty these days. fuck it ill show them by not being afraid to show off my body and gorgeous legs. :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
 
Oh hell yes, there are more. I should take this fucker to work and add to it.

One time there was this woman, I swear, she was well over 500 pounds and she was wearing a XXXXXL pink Scooby Doo bikini (???) top and really short-ass pink shorts. She carried a towell and we first thought maybe she was going to go to or came from the water park next door. But then we realized the towell was to wipe her sweat off. It was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my entire life.
 
If I may add one....

TWELVE FUCKING ITEMS OR FUCKING LESS.

If I'm buying a loaf of bread and a six-pack, I should NOT have to stand behind your cottage-cheese ass while you buy 950 TV dinners, ten boxes of Godiva chocolates, and 14 2-liter bottles of Diet Coke. That's why it's the fucking "express lane."

If you see you fucked up, smile apologetically, and back out of the line, I will forgive you. I'm nice like that. But when you look up, see the sign, giggle "oops" and keep on writing your check (which, of course, you NEED YOUR LICENSE FOR, so why not leave that buried at the bottom of your battleship-sized purse full of useless trash until THE SECOND the cashier asks for it, so you can piss away nine more minutes of MY LIFE while you dig for it)... then, tubby, you die.

Thank you. I'm done now, and will be in the corner reading Justin's list until next November, if you need me. :D
 
1. War Protesters that also happen to be Pro-Choice.

2. People that tip less than %18.

3. Bouncers that examine your ID endlessly and let hot chick pass right on through.

4. When you drop a check on a table or to a bunch of bar patrons, then they take literally 20 minutes or more bickering about who owes what and yet they always forget about tip, and then it's another 20 minutes bickering about who owes what. It ends up being %10.

5. Doctors...they just don't know how to tip. All those years of schooling and making no money. Then they work for years to pay off all of their loans. They're married with kids and balding until they start reaping the benefits of a doctor's salary. Then they go into an immediate mid-life crisis. Buy a flashy sports car. Oh yeah, and they still tip %10. They don't learn how to tip because all of their colleagues are the same. And they don't learn how to tip until one of their kids works in the biz and shows them how.

6. Eurotrash that come into my bar at my summer job. They don't tip, yet they wear Versace jeans and D&G sunglasses.

that's all I can think of for now. my job is pretty fun, great hours, girls, good food, drink, meet lots of people , acquire great connections. Justin, it looks like you need a new job. You're pretty skinny, you should be a cabana boy at a gay club. You'd rake in a killing $$$$$$$$. J/K
 
InfernalKeith said:
If I may add one....

TWELVE FUCKING ITEMS OR FUCKING LESS.

If I'm buying a loaf of bread and a six-pack, I should NOT have to stand behind your cottage-cheese ass while you buy 950 TV dinners, ten boxes of Godiva chocolates, and 14 2-liter bottles of Diet Coke. That's why it's the fucking "express lane."

If you see you fucked up, smile apologetically, and back out of the line, I will forgive you. I'm nice like that. But when you look up, see the sign, giggle "oops" and keep on writing your check (which, of course, you NEED YOUR LICENSE FOR, so why not leave that buried at the bottom of your battleship-sized purse full of useless trash until THE SECOND the cashier asks for it, so you can piss away nine more minutes of MY LIFE while you dig for it)... then, tubby, you die.

Thank you. I'm done now, and will be in the corner reading Justin's list until next November, if you need me. :D
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:lol: :lol:

Don't you have those self-check outs? It kicks ass. Except........
 
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