Salvia Divinorum

I just went to my backyard and picked up some leaves off the lemon tree. How do I get wasted off of this? If I put the leaves in a pot and boil them like top ramen, while inhaling the fumes, will this do the trick? I've decided I'm a rockstar now, and it's time to live like one!!!!!!!! Go DRUGS!
 
Take those lemon leaves, decorate a table with some lemonade on it, dress real skimpy, sell the lemonade for an overpriced amount to desperate old men. Go buy some drugs.
 
lurch70 said:
i like you ...

I am not going to preach ... but those of you "dabbling" just make sure you don't get to the point where you come here and ask for $6 by paypal to pay your electric bill.

Fuckin A, lmao.
 
KILL TULLY said:
seconded. I railed the BAJESUS out of my girl on saturday, one of my best performances to date if i say so myself. Direct quote at one point: "I really dont' like how you have a beer in your hand" - Her
i haven't really read this thread but this post is fucking genius and is likely teh winnar of it all.

edit: although if yer chick could still form coherent words you couldn't have been doing that well. :loco:
 
Sexy Little Otter said:
i haven't really read this thread but this post is fucking genius and is likely teh winnar of it all.

edit: although if yer chick could still form coherent words you couldn't have been doing that well. :loco:


Haha it was during the foreplay portion of the night. I was getting all friendly with her downlows. I guess its not as awsome if it wasn't during pounding, but still =(.
 
Here's a golden rule: Drugs only ruin you if you let them.

I've said it before, but I know two people who do heroin usually twice a month and they've NEVER, NEVER had anything close to an addiction. There's all of this talk about how heroin will snatch your ass in a bear trap immedietly, and it's just bullshit... it's all about how you want to use drugs.

Lizard- I believe your comments about the Acid casualties though... that stuff can ruin you. It's weird, I know people who've tripped probably like 70 times who are totally fine, but there are those who are just weird to talk to....
 
lurch70 said:
ok, one last thing ... i couldnot resist ... :loco:

the choice of this artwork makes a hell of alot more sense after reading some stuff in this thread ... sorry max :lol: :loco:

Fuck you. I have NEVER written a Noltem song or even considered ideas concerning Noltem while under the influence of anything. That's not what Noltem is about, in any way. I don't want people to think that it's all about getting fucked up and making music... it's much more than that.
 
MFJ said:
Fuck you. I have NEVER written a Noltem song or even considered ideas concerning Noltem while under the influence of anything. That's not what Noltem is about, in any way. I don't want people to think that it's all about getting fucked up and making music... it's much more than that.

dude it was a joke ... sorry if it pissed you.

re: Tully ... going down on a chick balancing a beer in one hand is even more incredible
 
Crimson Velvet said:
What the fuck? Did my whole "lack of character rant" go completely over your head?

I give up. I do however sincerely hope that you decide against this. I think it's a grave mistake, and whatever joy you get out of it won't be worth it, because it is in the end an empty, shallow joy, rooted in unreality. And once you have done it, you can't undo it. And if you resist the urge, you'll know for youself that you withstood the temptation, and you'll be a stronger, better man than before.

You should take up writing for the Christian propaganda machine!
 
Chromatose said:
Up until modern times, all tribes had witchdoctors, shamans, etc. (though they still exist btw, but I mean in modern societies) When things went awry with their bodies and minds, they knew "waaaay too much shit about drugs," and could heal these people.

If I had to one contributing point to this thread, this would be it.

Naturally occurring "drugs" have been traditionally a part of human culture since long before our modern concieved ideas of "history".

This knowledge is largely being lost by our overfaithfulness in medical doctors, pharmecutical corporations, et cetera. Of course, the sacred character of drugs have been denounced because of criticism that shamanism is primitive and "unscientific". The basis of this knowledge was/is/will be LOST, or at least restricted to a few individuals who still practice their traditions outside of modern societies... however they will yet still be shunned in time as their own societies adopt modern attitudes towards substances.

As a result, I think you have much more problems on your hands when you reduce the idea of drugs to something for social entertainment... something to do carelessly on the weekend with friends and eventually this could lead to more serious addictions... You know, like a "party" drug.

That said, I don't do "drugs" in the sense of the word as we are using it in this thread, I don't really have any incentive to, but I might one day. Who knows.

My two cents.