say something about ... yourself!

[Liverslapper]

Has a new goal in life... I want to be on the shitter, with a rough hard to come out shit, when a giant earthquake strikes and forces it all out.

 

[Psychonaut]

News Flash - Most will get you eventually. It's up to you how much shit you want to put up with trying to get some.

 

[Liverslapper]

I don't care about that much about sex itself, I've gone my whole life without love in any form. It hurts, you know?

Oh, I take that back. I got to cuddle with a girl who stabbed me in the back less than a week later. Awesome.

I think your rushing it and putting yourself in a huge knot dude. You know it will all happen eventually. Enjoy being single for now and worry about getting your shit together ya know? Your a nice guy I know you will find someone just don't stress yourself out so much.

 

[Lordlucid]

what Steve said.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

The dog smacked me with his head again, but instead of busting my lip open like last time he chipped off a hunk of my front tooth. GAH

 

[Liverslapper]

The dog smacked me with his head again, but instead of busting my lip open like last time he chipped off a hunk of my front tooth. GAH

Is Peter beating you? *shakesfist*

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Is Peter beating you? *shakesfist*

No, I ran into the doorknob. Repeatedly.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

She fell down the stairs.

 

[Liverslapper]

No, I ran into the doorknob. Repeatedly.

She fell down the stairs.

of course!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

 

[Captain Beard]

I doubt Peter could beat potatoes let alone a woman. *shakes head*

The dog, though, I saw trouble the day I visited when he was drinking and kept demeaning women as we played cards. He's a misogynist for sure.

 

[Liverslapper]

I doubt Peter could beat potatoes let alone a woman. *shakes head*

The dog, though, I saw trouble the day I visited when he was drinking and kept demeaning women as we played cards. He's a misogynist for sure.

he seems like a nice guy when i met him.


I just can't believe that the dog did that much damage. I was jumped a few years ago and I'm missing part of my front tooth from a nice right hook to my mouth. If a dog took a chunk of tooth out i would be a bit concerned.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

he seems like a nice guy when i met him.


I just can't believe that the dog did that much damage. I was jumped a few years ago and I'm missing part of my front tooth from a nice right hook to my mouth. If a dog took a chunk of tooth out i would be a bit concerned.

It chipped about 14 years ago when I took a hockey puck to the mouth. It was bonded, broke off, then bonded again about 4 years ago. A tiny piece broke off a few months ago so I knew it was gonna fall off soon. Then he whacked me in the face with his head again and about half of the bonded stuff chipped off. Bleh.

 

[Liverslapper]

It chipped about 14 years ago when I took a hockey puck to the mouth. It was bonded, broke off, then bonded again about 4 years ago. A tiny piece broke off a few months ago so I knew it was gonna fall off soon. Then he whacked me in the face with his head again and about half of the bonded stuff chipped off. Bleh.

yeah i had mine fixed, then that part just fell off so i left it chipped, that is why i don't smile.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

yeah i had mine fixed, then that part just fell off so i left it chipped, that is why i don't smile.

Lies, I've seen smiles!

I'll get it fixed next week when I'm on vacation. Until then I'm staying the hell away from the dog, stove burners, and toasters just in case.

 

[Liverslapper]

Lies, I've seen smiles!

I'll get it fixed next week when I'm on vacation. Until then I'm staying the hell away from the dog, stove burners, and toasters just in case.

when the hell did you see me smile?! 0_o! x2

and im talking about showing my teef

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

when the hell did you see me smile?! 0_o! x2

and im talking about showing my teef

It wasn't voluntary, there was chloroform involved.

 

[Liverslapper]

 

[Chromatose]

yeah i had mine fixed, then that part just fell off so i left it chipped, that is why i don't smile.

that explains the cut on my tongue!

 

[Swabs]

So I've got some pretty important exams in a week and I'm shitting so many bricks about it I could rebuild the Berlin Wall.