say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

Don't be hatin'

Have a hamburger!

 

[Lunar Still]

If you don't smoke Tarletons, FUCK YOU!

 

[JenniferGentle]

Yeah Kevin I can't wait to see! I just had my first day of classes of the spring semester. Wasn't so bad I am pretty excited about Wednesdays haha.

 

[Brooks]

I'm on my second double Americano.

Scheduled for takeoff in 5... 4....

 

[Captain Beard]

I think I hurt my asshole literally shitting turds as hard as bricks. Ouch. Time for more fiber!

 

[Shpongled]

Punch them in the dick!

 

[Captain Beard]

Damn right.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I saw the prettiest kitty for adoption at Petco today. She's a lynx point siamese and she's white and lavender colored with eyes that are almost purple. I might adopt her for my mommy.

 

[Captain Beard]

So you'll keep the eater of worlds for entertainment purposes eh?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

So you'll keep the eater of worlds for entertainment purposes eh?

Peter said "let's get rid of fatso and upgrade!". I hit him.

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't you hit me, or so help me I'll run outside and fight flying babies!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Don't you hit me, or so help me I'll run outside and fight flying babies!

Speaking of flying babies, I'm going to a funeral service tomorrow for a friend's baby. His girlfriend was 8 months pregnant and they went in Monday for an ultrasound and they couldn't hear the heartbeat. Turns out the cord was wrapped around the neck and it was dead. They sent her home and told her to come back the next afternoon so they could induce labor. I can't even imagine the horror of going home knowing there's a dead baby inside of you and having to deliver it. God.

 

[Captain Beard]

Shit, there went all the dead baby jokes I'd written down for while I visited. What time is the funeral so I can avoid it?

 

[Shpongled]

It doesn't get any more metal than hanging yourself in the womb

Really though, that sucks bad RIP Baby.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Speaking of flying babies, I'm going to a funeral service tomorrow for a friend's baby. His girlfriend was 8 months pregnant and they went in Monday for an ultrasound and they couldn't hear the heartbeat. Turns out the cord was wrapped around the neck and it was dead. They sent her home and told her to come back the next afternoon so they could induce labor. I can't even imagine the horror of going home knowing there's a dead baby inside of you and having to deliver it. God.

Ew

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Ew

Yet another reason not to have children.

The funeral is early, steph and I are ditching work for a while to go.

*is waiting for call back from cat adoption lady*

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

PRENATAL ASPHYXIATION
*blast beat, gurglegurgle*

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Yet another reason not to have children.

The funeral is early, steph and I are ditching work for a while to go.

*is waiting for call back from cat adoption lady*

Another kitteh?

 

[Super Mahrio]

aww shit, im really sorry to hear that about your friend Sam!

 

[Captain Beard]

More hours awake, hoping to Thor her cats don't know how to operate a knob.