say something about ... yourself!

Distortion pedals and cheap solid state amps doesn't equal good tone.

More than likely it will be an artificial sounding, warmth lacking, muddy pedal mess! I know you like to eat Max. But do you enjoy cleaning the mess?!?!?!
 
I enjoy pooping out various sized poopies, cept for the ones that hurt when you first start crapping. They're hella funny when you check them out. They look like Gandolf's staff, the head of the poopy is all corny and tail is straight and sometimes curse like a comma. Rockin.