say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

*cocks head*

What now?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

eh?

 

[Captain Beard]

ohohoho.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

bastard.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, they were married.

 

[Shpongled]

for any live sporting events, ppv or otherwise:

channelsurfing.net

 

[Captain Beard]

Was not aware. Will make note.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh SHIT! MAN I wan to go to that, I love Stone! Tell Peter to drink double for me.

Edit: I see it's classy shit. DRINK DOUBLE ANYWAY.

I just had Stone IPA for the first time last night! Unfortunately I forgot to take the remaining three out of the fridge when I left the boyfriend's house, so he's going to drink them even though he can't appreciate good beer.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, not everyone likes IPA. Hit him with milder doses of other good drinks and work him up to the primo stuff.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I've tried. Yet his drink of choice remains as Coors light.

 

[Captain Beard]

Then you must flap your wrist at him. Every time he drinks one.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Sometimes I do, but he's pretty broke so it's forgivable that he doesn't drink the fancy beers on a regular basis. And at least now I can buy my own alcohol.

 

[Captain Beard]

You're not 21 yet who's your front man?

Also, BACON EXPLOSION!

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/bacon-explosion.html

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I acquired an alcohol-purchasing card displaying a face that looks adequately similar to my own.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh you naughty lady. What stores tend not to check ID?

 

[Anvil]

Also, BACON EXPLOSION!

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/bacon-explosion.html

Even READING that, I feel my arteries clogging.

However, I MUST HAVE.

 

[Captain Beard]

5000 calories, 500g of fat. Godspeed, you.

 

[Anvil]

Yea, but what about a slice of it?

 

[Captain Beard]

500/50. Still pushing your daily fat intake reaaaal close.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh you naughty lady. What stores tend not to check ID?

Doesn't matter now that I have one.