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[Tide In Mind Out]

I really enjoy Mexican food. I eat it all the time, but it always messes my stomach up. Why do I do this? I have such a weak stomach.

I know your pain all too well

I used to eat it all the time with absolutely no problem, then one day, everything changed. So sad. I occasionally do still have it because it's awesome, but only if I am able to go straight to my bed and writhe in pain for hours

 

[neal]

needing to drop a deuce right away is just one of the many charms of delicious spicy mexican food!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, Mexican'll solve any constipation issues you have.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

The shitting part isn't my problem, it may or may not cause the runs, no biggy. The problem is the process of digestion in my stomach before it turns to pewp. It hurts and burns, in my stomach, not my esophagus. You know how your upper stomach muscles feel kinda crampy when you've just done a bunch of situps? Multiply that by 10, at least, and that's similar to the pain.

 

[neal]

hahaha are you asking me and david if we remember what situps feel like?

 

[Captain Beard]

What's a situp? Is that when I wake up from sleep, sit up, and stare at the clock?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I know it's a stretch (lol) but I thought maybe you at least remembered situps from like middle school P.E. or something.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, and I can still do them. Apparently if done too often you can damage your lower back.

 

[neal]

yep, i was a fuckin situp champ before i quit sports and started smoking and drinking instead

 

[Captain Beard]

This is what most real men do. The other 10% put on plaid and kick down giant trees.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Oh hey, I'm finished with school and graduating on Friday. Biiiiiiaaaaaaatchessssssss.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

prepare your liver for saturday night.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I killed my liver last Saturday. But I can't wait to kill the other one I got.

 

[Morganna]

Grats Emily!!!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

*heart melts*

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd eat it.

 

[Nikki]

any philly peeps goin' to misery index, rotten sound, and woe at kungfu necktie tomorrow?

maybe

 

[CrackedKnäckebröd]

I'd eat it.

Who wouldn't? I'd eat it too

If that dog didn't eat it before me, that is

 

[Will Bozarth]

max, i might be at woe. gotta see whats on the menu today