Captain Beard
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- Sep 6, 2001
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I has teh AIDS now too, three days into a new job. Needless to say, I'm pretending not to be sick while at work. But UGGGGH my throooooooat
Does it need more Dr pepper?
OH NOES! SHITTY!!!
Well i got my meds and shit. Sad thing was, my Cadillac died. D: I was turning into my road (luckily for me) and the steering locked up and she just went PHHHFFFTTT. A nice hunky man helped me into the parking lot of the commercial area right off the highway and we did get the Caddy home. Alas, she is dead. (for the most part) Aye, she was a fine vessel.
Oh well..
Light it on fire and send it off into a nearby lake. VIKING LONGCAR FUNERAL!