say something about ... yourself!

i applied at roughly 3:30 and got a call back at 5!!!

i missed the call because i was asleep and the human resources lady wasn't there anymore, but ... wow!

good grief. they sure like to reel people in. well, good luck and i hope you get a non-shitty position, which would be pretty much anything besides customer service.
 
I was going to make a joke along the lines of "Oh, i'll dip my shrimp" but then I thought that would make it seem like my penis is small, and as we all know, that is not the case.

You'll dip your sandwich artist in her cockeysville!

I know it might work better the other way around, but that's how it goes.