say something about ... yourself!

[Nikki]

Wow, you wouldn't even have to get on your knees, i bet.

probably not

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You're like a convenience-sized fellatio machine!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

He's 6'5", I'm 5'0" he stood in front of me and I still won.

I was referring to the pwnage you gave his wife. And nothing is sexier than a 5'0 woman. Assuming she isn't all flat chested and assed which you aren't.

I wonder if I'm too liberal with what I say on forums. I wonder if liberal was the right word to use for that sentence.

 

[Nikki]

I was referring to the pwnage you gave his wife. And nothing is sexier than a 5'0 woman. Assuming she isn't all flat chested and assed which you aren't.

Yeah, I know, I'm just adding to my earlier post

and I thank thee.

btw, I just found Coburn on facebook. I win.

You're like a convenience-sized fellatio machine!

I could sig this, but it would probably give off the wrong message on another board

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

going back to the posts on the last page... the whole pirates franchise can die in a fire. annoying and over-rated shit, just because everyone and their brother is "gay for johnny depp"

 

[Jace_Mereel]

But Laura. They're pirates. And Squidface... They're not overrated.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I can't remember if I liked the last two or not.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

The bloopers alone are worthy of laughter.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Bloopers?!
To youtube, and beyond!

*Guilty pleasure: I fuckin love movie/tv blooper reels*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

But Laura. They're pirates. And Squidface... They're not overrated.

if you worked in a mall for as long as i have, i think you'd be able to understand my hatred.

and it also just pissed me off that grindhouse, which was only about 15 min longer than any of the 3 pirates movies, did poorly in the theaters because people DIDN'T WANNA SIT IN A MOVIE THEATER THAT LONG.

and people sarded seeing pan's labyrinth because they didn't wanna watch a movie that was all sub-titled. unless it was about jesus. gah

edit: i did watch the first pirates movie solely for the hotness of keira knightly, though

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Well maybe if you told me what movies are worth watching instead of bitching around I would have seen them.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Letters From Iwo Jima, in subtitles, was a great movie.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

if i ever have a daughter, i think i'm going to name her Somberlain.

 

[Captain Beard]

No.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

please?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

What if it was Will's kid? Somberlain Bozarth.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... because that post was totally serious and all...

and like it's so much worse than the names people are giving their kids now. hunter, taylor, tanner, rider, paradise, raylee, rylie, kylie, carter, teagen, africa, india, jaden, landon, layden... fuuuucking sterilize yourselves!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=k2NEzmzfXho[/ame]

 

[Anvil]

I got that one on DVD... Sadly, my name is on there. Oh well.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I was gonna say you're the exception.