say something about ... yourself!

[Anvil]

That I am.

Since we all know, Tyler is Metal.

...


You heard me. Fucks.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hurt my back somehow. Tense as hell, hard to walk. Anyone got a powered wheelchair? I feel like taking advantage of this.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Captain Beard in one of those old people electric wheel chairs...ultra sard!

 

[Enemy242]

I still can't believe i missed forbidden. i totally spaced out and missed what i've heard was an amazing one time only show. hopefully the show at slims will be as good.

 

[Captain Beard]

Captain Beard in one of those old people electric wheel chairs...ultra sard!

No, just mega. ultra is death.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Do you look forward to death in that respect?

 

[Captain Beard]

Not really, no. I like SOME experiences living has to offer. But only a few.

 

[Chromatose]

I saw a powered wheelchair at the salvation army, but it was like $299. I'm guessing they're probably a lot more new.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I was thinking about how incompetent I am with maps and directions, and how nice it would be to have an plane or flying car with an Oblivion style compass to help me reach my destination the easy way.

 

[Captain Beard]

I saw a powered wheelchair at the salvation army, but it was like $299. I'm guessing they're probably a lot more new.

Who would donate one? WEIRD.

I was thinking about how incompetent I am with maps and directions, and how nice it would be to have an plane or flying car with an Oblivion style compass to help me reach my destination the easy way.

GEE PEE ESS.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Hey good idea. Thanks!

 

[Chromatose]

Who would donate one? WEIRD.

a corpse who no longer needs to move about.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hey good idea. Thanks!

Tomtom One: Good all around choice.

a corpse who no longer needs to move about.

Poor guy has to walk everywhere in Hel, a shame.

 

[Chromatose]

Poor guy has to walk everywhere in Hel, a shame.

They all float down here.

 

[Captain Beard]

You'll float too? *Grabs a broom*

I've had enough of these motherfuckin' spiders in my motherfuckin' afterlife. I TOLD them to keep Tim Curry out. "Let him go to Valhalla," I said. Nooooo... bastards.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

switched back to using my nokia 6610i phone, even though it's not configured for instant messenger or any web surfing. it still kicks my (loaded) 6030's ass! just ordered a red faceplate to make it good as new.

 

[Captain Beard]

What makes it better, exactly?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Text from her bff Jill!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

What makes it better, exactly?

ease of use, graphics, tones, etc

oh, and camera

 

[Captain Beard]

Ahhh ok then.

Is experiencing painful and cramping ass-piss due to possible upcoming illness.