say something about ... yourself!

[dreaming neon darkspot]

no one must know of her machine.

 

[Captain Beard]

Had a steak at Denny's. Is unimpressed. The chicken noodle, however, was awesome.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

totally doesn't trust denny's to prepare meat.

 

[Captain Beard]

Cannot die from meat diseases. Is some sort of meat miracle, after all.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just pulled a bunch of clumps of her hair out

 

[Captain Beard]

Farted.

 

[neal]

'Dave' is more fun

 

[Captain Beard]

Do what my avatar does. Then EVERYTHING will be fun.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

so your satan-dude IS smoking a blunt!

 

[Captain Beard]

Neal pointed out that it looks like that some time ago, and I realized the Lord of Flies probably WOULD add that to his cigars. I actually meant the sig though.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

well, binge drinking does make everything fun! and then it makes everything very, very bad.

 

[Captain Beard]

Drink like the bartender then, not the greenface.

 

[neal]

yep, with age comes knowing when to stop. im not saying you always stop, but you know when you should.

 

[Captain Beard]

Exactly, Laura seems to be Dick the green face, and I'd be the bartender. Moderation!

 

[Lunar Still]

If you watch your sig long enough, it looks like the greenface is vomiting in the cup over and over and the bartender is drinking it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Considering the size of it, I'll probably replace it to stop giving UM grief. Eventually.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Exactly, Laura seems to be Dick the green face, and I'd be the bartender. Moderation!

so will thinks i'm sucking your cock?

 

[Captain Beard]

it seems that way. You're not doing a good job, I can't feel it, and I'm not hard either, for that matter.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

long distance blowjobs take time and patience.

 

[Captain Beard]

Astral Projection sex is overrated.