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[neal]

dont put fucking animated gifs in your sig, it makes the page take FOREVER to load.

 

[Lord Foul]

On the way home from the train I managed to misstep on a bad piece of pavement and sprain my ankle, the exact same ankle I sprained 6 months ago on a spot 20 feet away. Limping a mile home is awesome.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

On the way home from the train I managed to misstep on a bad piece of pavement and sprain my ankle, the exact same ankle I sprained 6 months ago on a spot 20 feet away. Limping a mile home is awesome.

Coulda been worse, you could have gotten trapped in the door and dragged to your death as the train went on

That sucks though, take it easy.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yay jobbery! I may have one around the end of the month.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

it involves kids, i hear?

 

[Captain Beard]

Jesus, word got around that fast? Oh wait, you LIVE with Derick.

Yeah, well, the man claims they behave or they wouldn't be there. It would be a 1:1, and I don't have to cook. but I will quit if they get too wild, I'm way too impatient with kids and would strike them.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

make them do crafts. that always kept mine behaving at the rec center.

 

[Captain Beard]

I should, indeed. They're like 12 or 13, though, so I'm sure TV time is involved as well.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

preteens? that might be more difficult than the five year olds i dealt with

oh well, as long as there is guitar hero handy, all should be well.

 

[Captain Beard]

Only 2 kids, one PT for each. I don't expect riots even on bad days.

 

[Burti]

Preteen girls shouldn't give you too much lip. The boys however, may Odin be with you.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Only 2 kids, one PT for each. I don't expect riots even on bad days.

bring cds for them to listen to. raise them right

 

[Captain Beard]

I've learned young females are more difficult to control. And uh, I don't know if I'm allowed to do that, the CDs. We'll see.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Last night I got to CUDDLE, with a GIRL! My life is starting to suck less lately and it's all thanks to xanax.

 

[EricT]

Last night I got to MASTURBATE, with a WET SPONGE! My life is starting to suck less lately and it's all thanks to xanax.

Fixed.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Wet sponge eh? That's not a bad idea!

 

[EricT]

I'd rather an old dirty dry sponge, so it feels like I'm fucking someones dead grandmother.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

ugh...im sick...

and i must learn for a stupid exam

 

[Lunar Still]

I'd rather an old dirty dry sponge, so it feels like I'm fucking someones dead grandmother.

That's what I like about you, Eric: just when I think you can't go any lower, you confound my expectations yet again.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Oh, well... I'm sitting here waiting to be picked up for a party, but everyone I really looked forward to catch up with again has called off last minute. Now I'll be around people I'd rather not be around, the whole night. Including an ex... So I'm sitting here drinking Johnnie Walker from plastic cups to drown my mood... Way to go to start up a night!