say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

Oh, that isn't so bad. a day trip. A half day trip even.

 

[Chromatose]

28 miles is like a normal drive to anywhere what from what I'm used to

I'm spoiled now.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh. See, here, 28 miles is the next town.

Average distance in Porterville is 3-7 miles.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

lol, my aunt frequents the wylie opry! we could go watch her sing, then go a ghosthuntin' after :Spin:

Oooo, well now I HAVE to move to Wylie.

....made and ate Indian food, now my stomach is happy, yet sad. Or will be sad in about 20 minutes.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Also, a thong up your ass crack will prevent a fart from coming out. I just realized this.

 

[Captain Beard]

When you go shit from the indian food, all that gas you're holding back is going to fly forth and coat the inner porcelain brown. Maybe you can sell it as modern art.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

When you go shit from the indian food, all that gas you're holding back is going to fly forth and coat the inner porcelain brown. Maybe you can sell it as modern art.

fabric up your ass blocks farts, I thought I'd shit myself. Indian shit is the worst.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't let fabric go up my ass, I got a wedgie once and asked why women tolerate such nonsense. But yes, I meant when you shat, all the blocked gas is going to explode like an oxygen tank with the cap broken off. Or a Saturn V taking off. Except it has chunks in it, and smells like rotted beef. Not the kind of liftoff you want to achieve, really.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I deposited money in the bank Friday afternoon and it has yet to go throw. Bah, so much for switching up to the food intake.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my head hurts so fucking bad

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Throw stuff at people. It usually helps me feel better.

Found out that one of my bestest buddies finally proposed to his awesome girlfriend. Sadly, I found it out on facebook. When he called him this afternoon, he didn't even mention it but called rather to ask if I was up for a fantastic camping drip of awesomeness with the gang. Deer stalking to follow.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

camping drip? are you sure you know what you're getting yourself into?

 

[neal]

ayyo for yayo walk around with yayo all in my naso i musta been craz-yo

 

[derek]

Confirmed for moving to Russia in September.

Bought some really comfortable socks.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Confirmed for moving to Russia in September.

Bought some really comfortable socks.

I think I've asked that before, but why are you moving?

You better have some warm socks there!

 

[Captain Beard]

Interview in 35 minutes, realized my khakis are 4 inches too short for my ass. Oh well, not taking them off NOW. Slept 5 hours, cranky as hell, want a nap.

 

[Chromatose]

who wears short shorts? CAPTAIN BEARD WEARS SHORT SHORTS.

 

[Captain Beard]

More like ankle pants, but that's the idea. Good news is they only rise when I sit.

 

[slashvanyoung]

Ah, you'll be thankful for them when the polar caps finally have vanished.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, it's already too fucking hot here. 40-43c in the summer eats my balls.