I want a delicious hamburger. Odds are I won't be coming across one.
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# SEVEN-BARREL BURGER 7.50
Our seasoned hand-pressed ground chuck 1/2 lb. burger served on a fresh bun with lettuce, tomato, and red onion. Add thick cut peppered bacon, cheese, avocado, egg, mushrooms or peppers for an additional .50 per item.
You'll have some fuzzy tacos tomorrow though, as will I!
Ew. What?