say something about ... yourself!

[Swabs]

Needs more Biker Mice from Mars.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

wishes my mom would talk loudly on the phone somewhere other than MY room.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ask her to leave?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Be happy she's not a black person.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Ask her to leave?

but that would be logical and rational and trying to show her that i had privacy. so no.

 

[Captain Beard]

That signature head bobbing the black women do makes me want to decapitate them and sticks their head on stakes in the yard, proclaiming "KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEAD STILL WHEN YOU ADDRESS ME!"

but that would be logical and rational and trying to show her that i had privacy. so no.

Start removing clothing and proclaim you're going to touch yourself, right after smearing menstrual blood on yourself to appease Satan?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Be happy she's not a black person.

with a nextel.

doing someone's "weave"

while i was watching a movie.

*shudders*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

That signature head bobbing the black women do makes me want to decapitate them and sticks their head on stakes in the yard, proclaiming "KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEAD STILL WHEN YOU ADDRESS ME!"



Start removing clothing and proclaim you're going to touch yourself, right after smearing menstrual blood on yourself to appease Satan?

for the love of cthulu, please do this.

 

[Calamitas1786]

The opening for the third season is pretty gay... and they're called the Goliath Chronicles. I'm okay with that as he's my favorite...

About me - I'm eatin' a burger and watchin' the third season. Maybe it'll jog my memory.

Lexington was my nigga.

Although, looking back, he does slightly resemble an inner city crackhead.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I want Bronx as a pet. That'd rock so much.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I imagine his dumps would be huge.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Isn't that why slaves still exist within the black market?

Edit: And would the poop turn to stone by day also? Cuz then you could just smash them. Or throw them at unsuspecting passing-byers.

 

[Calamitas1786]

..and still have Mexican breeding pens in restaurant basements?

 

[Chromatose]

YEAH
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, CAUSE I'M A FART MACHIIIIIIINE

 

[Captain Beard]

Calamitas and I had the same thoughts.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Isn't that why slaves still exist within the black market?

Edit: And would the poop turn to stone by day also? Cuz then you could just smash them. Or throw them at unsuspecting passing-byers.

Yeah, but that would ruin the whole novelty of throwing poop. Although the thought of being stoned to death by dung is quite interesting.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Guuuuyysss. I ate too much. I feel fat and laaazzzzzyyyy.

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'll give you a worko........errr.....I mean you should go workout.

 

[Captain Beard]

EMBRACE THE SARD!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Watch yourself, sonny. I can bludgeon ya to death a moment's notice with my stone poop arsenal.
Just kidding, I <3 Chris.

Rar, Cap'n beat me to the post.