say something about ... yourself!

[Calamitas1786]

You normally see this in older chicks. Basically their stomach sticks out, merges with their pelvis and slopes in between their legs thus creating the vagomach.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ohhhh. You kids make up the stupidest terms.

 

[Anvil]

So kind of like Randy Newman?

 

[Calamitas1786]

Hey, this one was bestowed upon me by a friend of mine. He broke it out as I was in mid-beer. I almost choked to death. It was worth it.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

ever since those BK comercials I've wanted to look at my stomach while at work and yell "SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It would scare so many people

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Is it weird to be a neck and back guy?

I love a nice strong back on a guy. I'm a shoulder chick myself. Hmm, and I love hands. They're my favorite thing to draw from life, Michelangelo-type hands.

Unfortunately for Jeff, he has these hands.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I'd let him stroke me

 

[Jace_Mereel]

The board has been silent for too long. I need to take a shower.

 

[Captain Beard]

Do give us play by play details when done.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Haha, I'll see what I can do.

 

[Anvil]

Pictures.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

No, you.

 

[Captain Beard]

No sexy time

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is watching The Blood on Satan's Claw

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Helloween and Ramma Gay just announced US tour dates. I'm so excited!!!!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Play by Play:

Ran around my room half nekkid trying to find clean wiggly (gym) shorts and a shirt.
Peed
Got into the shower
Washed my hair, conditioned it. (Suave Strawberry Mountain, case you're wondering)
Used Suave Strawberry Mountain body wash with my poofy thing for the cleaning bit
Shaved the arm and such.
Got out of the shower.
Brush my teeth.
Got dressed after running around nekkid again (roommates not home, s'all good)
And am now back in your wonderful presences.

Good night.

 

[Shpongled]

RIP last bowl

Times is tough and I won't be able to replace you for quite a while. Treat me good, ok?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

wait, are you out of weed or did you break your bowl? either way, that's rough

i've got a bitchly ulcer in my mouth. ugg. good ol' hormone-fueled chocolate binge and depressive mood swings.

 

[Lunar Still]

< Just got home from terrorizing Junior Prom kids. Is excited that the haunt may become a weird year-round thing.

 

[JontRevolting]

< Just got home from terrorizing Junior Prom kids. Is excited that the haunt may become a weird year-round thing.

that's great! have a feeling deep down in my soul for some a dancin