say something about ... yourself!

[Det Som Engang Var]

Last night was so awesome.

There were like 25 people in my friends sisters little garage house thing and we were all drunk as fuck. There was a lot of temptation to get high but I prevailed. Somehow I ended up on the bed with three girls and the one who's been a bitch to me lately had her head on my shoulder it was so great.

Then when the majority of the people left about 6 of us went on a drunken mission to Walmart, it's a good thing a cop didn't roll by because we were clearly intoxicated. And we met some black dudes and Blockbuster one of which apparently knew me although I didn't remember him, and he bought us Jack In The Box then we drank some more it was so cool.

 

[slashvanyoung]

I can't stand funerals.

 

[Lunar Still]

Somehow I ended up on the bed with three girls and the one who's been a bitch to me lately had her head on my shoulder it was so great.

Did you make her taste your caulk?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Nah, I don't have any chance with her. Plus we were surrounded by people.

In other news the old man just called to tell me my cousin is in jail for stealing a motorcycle when he already had a felony marijuana charge.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Back from the gym and lunch. Wtf, all our campus diners decided to replace the dishes and utensils with plastic in attempts to be more environmentally conscious. But isn't plastic worse than just rinsing off some dishes?

Whatever. Em's getting a shower because Em smells like a man.

 

[Captain Beard]

How does one get a felony marijuana charge?

And yay showers!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Not sure, I didn't ask.

Showers ist krieg!

 

[Phoenix5]

i rock at making food.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Just bought an item for the meat party :Spin:

Edit: Just bought several more! :Spin: :Spin:

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

family is trying to get (dead) grandmas house ready and up for sale.
We cut down 4 trees.
I tied a rope 20ft up and had my dad cut the tree while I pulled on the rope. thing came down without a hitch. I fucking love destruction!

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'm selling one of my guitars on ebay.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I'm selling Chris on ebay.

Counteracting the loudness of thy neighbors with viking metal.

 

[Calamitas1786]

As long as it isn't a 'Buy It Now", I'm cool with that.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Hey. Get back in the box.

 

[Shpongled]

Just slept for 12 hours. Damn I feel great

 

[Calamitas1786]

Sleeping rules.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Fuck yeah, sleeping and eating are pretty much my two favorite activities.

 

[Captain Beard]

Shame one can't eat while sleeping. Efficiency!

 

[Anvil]

Emily, if you post nakkid pictures, I will.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Emily, if you post nakkid pictures, I will.

Of me?