say something about ... yourself!

[lad]

That's terrible guys...

Thinner

... almost as terrible as that.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Larry, is this your homework?

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'm the goddamn paterfamilias!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY

 

[Calamitas1786]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!

 

[Will Bozarth]

heeeeeeeeeey, I threw a curveball to O Brother

 

[Calamitas1786]

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Hmm, the old man just told me the same cousin who had the felony marijuana charge and stole the motorcycle "who just got out of jail for it the other day on bail", got in a motorcycle accident and scraped all the meat off of his entire left side and right hand, and also has some kind of huge blood clot thing the size of a basketball.

It's always nice to know theres people that have it worse than you.

 

[Lunar Still]

What the fuck is with all these thefts? I'm going to start building up a Krigloch-esque weapon cache if this shit continues.

 

[Burti]

You should just bring Krigloch; they will be stunned for so long by the raw sexy that you'll have a good five minutes to shoot them.

 

[Lunar Still]

And if not by the raw sexy, then by the fact that he will more than likely be present with his cock tucked between his legs.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

no comment

 

[Lunar Still]

That's not a refusal.

 

[Captain Beard]

Translation: I need to wax my ass first, but I'll be there.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

<---- is drinking green tea and really doesn't feel like doing homework

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Translation: I need to wax my ass first, but I'll be there.

Old Glory.

 

[Captain Beard]

You would like to ass me a few questions?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My parents informed me that we might be aquiring a dog within the next few days. My mom's friend who works at a pet clinic has a lil mutt up at the clinic that needs a home. His name is Max. If we do this then we have to do it right this time, i.e. keeping the dog on heartworm prevention.

I miss my Brucie

 

[Captain Beard]

What kinda doggy?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Just a mutt is all that I've been told. They haven't seen it yet.