say something about ... yourself!

^That's not THE one, just some similar looking Aussie puppies. But I'm sure this one is just as cute!

Just called the shelter and they do still have him available! If I happen to get out of work early enough today then we'll go look at him :)
 
They do that.

Snatch you as a customer while they can. The idea is that you'll continue to buy their replacement blades because you already have the razor.

The bastards.
 
Tell Gillette to shove it up their shitty ass and grow a beard like a man!!!


And on that note, I'm thinking about shaving mine off haha.
 
With the strength of the £ I can donate a few pence. Which should be enough for 12 hookers, a hotel and dinner. For 12.

Israel had a big influx of Russian prostitutes around a decade ago and prices dropped to where you could get serviced for the same price as a Big Mac at the time.

Hmm...do I want a BJ or a cheeseburger....decisions, decisions.