say something about ... yourself!

[Tide In Mind Out]

I just have to say that I'm proud of my puppy. He's decided that his kennel outside is his poop room, and whenever we take him in there he squats and poops, or at least squats just in case there's any poop to be pooped. He just ate a big dinner (second dinner actually) and is knocked out...til about 4 am I estimate.

Now I shall take a bath, for all of the puppy hauling and playing has left me feeling old and crotchety.

 

[Captain Beard]

What does crotchety feel like? I've never felt like an ENTIRE set of genitials, just half of it.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Aw I'm not all that crotchety actually, I just wanted to say it

But when it does hit, it feels like one's entire body wishes to chunk forth globs of...chunks, in a spiteful manner.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hmm, have a nap then?

 

[Shpongled]

My mom enjoys crotchety. My sister too. They like to make scarves and blankets for the family's children. There's always yarn everywhere.

 

[Captain Beard]

Out of pubic hair?

 

[Shpongled]

Is that what yarn is made out of? I hope not!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My mom enjoys crotchety. My sister too. They like to make scarves and blankets for the family's children. There's always yarn everywhere.

Hahaha that's actually what made me think of crotchety tonight! When I googled my name, most of what I found was Cara Taylor, who enjoys crocheting purses out of plastic grocery bags. And of course, I read that as "crotcheting"

 

[EricT]

So this clerk at the 7-11 who works from 9pm - 4am on weekdays, is always on her cellphone when she's there. Annoying, being slow at the register, etc. So tonight I decided I'd buy a pack of smokes and a bag of chips in just pennies. Needless to say she was pissed, and it provided much laughter on my part. She was counting them for nearly 10 minutes, hahaha. Funniest part was, I had already counted them out and knew I had exactly enough for my items together, so when she got to the end she gave me the most EVIL GLARE I've ever gotten.

Kept her off the phone for 10 minutes atleast.

653 pennies!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[EricT]

I hope you die.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I know.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

brilliant.

 

[EricT]

I know.

Kids in latin literature, you often uncover running sexily everywhere, leaving fornicators.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Drinking.
Painting.

I've decided that when I get Loomy some lady-geckos, I'm naming one Valkyrie. I'm still debating on naming the other Medea... cuz you know, that relationship didn't end well.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Satanic satanism in the name ov satan.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

So this clerk at the 7-11 who works from 9pm - 4am on weekdays, is always on her cellphone when she's there. Annoying, being slow at the register, etc. So tonight I decided I'd buy a pack of smokes and a bag of chips in just pennies. Needless to say she was pissed, and it provided much laughter on my part. She was counting them for nearly 10 minutes, hahaha. Funniest part was, I had already counted them out and knew I had exactly enough for my items together, so when she got to the end she gave me the most EVIL GLARE I've ever gotten.

Kept her off the phone for 10 minutes atleast.

653 pennies!

that, i approve of.

i do not approve, however, of a person who thinks it's a good idea to teach their child/retard/retarded child independence by having them pay for their Scooby Doo DVD entirely in the nickels and pennies they earned/were given out of pity... when i have to count them out... at a 5pm three days before christmas and i have a line of irate customers halfway through the store. that's when either a coinstar would've come in hand five minutes prior or an abortion/burlap sack and a trip to the river 5/35 years prior.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i created a myspace for my cat, too. i might make one for the other cat. and maybe the dog.

 

[neal]

i dunno, i think im gonna have to say that people who create a myspace for their pets are INSANE. i am quite aware this applies to many members of this very forum, but i stand by it. INSANE.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Just watched this really shitty movie called The Magus. I don't think I'll go to school at all this week.