say something about ... yourself!

[DarkNoise]

... any chance you could get me a discount before you quit there?

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't work there... I was up for a 2-year owner discount.

 

[derek]

Well, I have a variety of mp3 players and usb dongles if I need capacity. I got the cars so Verizon can't lock my pictures and things into the phone

I hacked my old phone back with a hex editor when it was still illegal to do so in this state. Made it so I can connect it via USB, then I pirated Motorola Phone Tools so I can add and remove whatever the hell I wanted. A HEX EDITOR! THAT is hacking, kids, sending trojans isn't.

Nice. Can you recommend the phone then, is it pretty good?

 

[Calamitas1786]

I just farted. It's crazy rank. I'm proud.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nice. Can you recommend the phone then, is it pretty good?

Some people complain of speakerphone issues, but I have no issues. I like the features and signal strength, too. So, for the most part, she's a great phone. Consumer Reports, for those of you who know who they are, say for Verizon, there is no better phone to get.

I just farted. It's crazy rank. I'm proud.

As you should be.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... any chance you could get me a discount before you quit there?

i don't even get a discount

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, he meant you. Whoops. </context>

 

[DarkNoise]

yeah, meant her... sorry for confusion.

and DAMMIT! I really need to rebuild our pumphouse, the person who built it before we moved in was a fuckin' hack. He didn't even use the right kind of wood (we live in a rainy climate, use wood that can resist water dumbfuck!)

... and anyone who can get me a discount anywhere is encouraged to be my friend.

 

[Captain Beard]

WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

 

[DarkNoise]

Dog is my copilot

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Laura: fuck retail. quit.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I just went to the neighbors house to get a tiny bunny out of their living room.
the mom and daughter(HOT!) were so scared of it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Why? It's a bunny! I'd have to choose between petting it and freeing it, or making stew.

 

[Liverslapper]

i have come down with a cold....thanks laura!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Why? It's a bunny! I'd have to choose between petting it and freeing it, or making stew.

stew for Ant Man
the thing was basically a baby. so cute though

 

[Captain Beard]

So how did it get inside, and why would they fear it?

 

[Calamitas1786]

They're woman. They fear what they do not understand.

 

[Captain Beard]

I think males have that issue too, what with gods and killing in the name of and such.

 

[DarkNoise]

I fear what I do not fully understand - women!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i have come down with a cold....thanks laura!

*puppy-dog eyes*
sowwwwy steeeeeeeve!!!