say something about ... yourself!

I got a can of this super ant killing raid the other day since those cocksuckers are trying to invade my basement like the mexicans are trying to invade the southwest. This shit works a lot better than our border patrol.
 
Cleaned my room. Ahhhhh, cleanliness and space! Derick, I put your mandolin and your laptop bag in between your closet and your bins. They'll be safe there for 2 weeks. But if Dude manages to throw up on them then you'll just have to spank me.
 
got back from the ER today i guess i have hyperventilation syndrome, after a few tests and stuff i was finally released.

every time i get up to walk i feel out of breath, i'm really fatigued right now.
 
<---- Is at work with nothing to do... Literally. Cleaned my office, My work area, and I organized the files both in my filing Cabinet and computer.

AND I JUST GOT HERE A HALF HOUR AGO!! bah!

anyone know of any really addictive internets work safe games?
 
I've been cruising somethingawful.com and looking at their photoshop fridays I came across this

guise.jpg