say something about ... yourself!

[Will Bozarth]

their air conditioning sucks, too. if I were naked, I'd want to peel off my skin

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Thanks to Derick's bedroom fridge, I hardly ever had to go up to the kitchen and risk awkward moments. Til I wanted to start eating foods other than pop tarts and chips

But for drinks... BEDROOM FRIDGE

 

[Will Bozarth]

heres how the drink scenario played out:

1. I hear someone go up the steps
2. I go into the living room to see laura's sister watching TV, and her mom on the recliner... sleeping
3. i creep into the kitchen, behind laura's sister and say "what are you watching" in a gravelly whisper that scares her. after i answer everything she says with a whispered gravelley "why", i grab a coke from the shelf and sneak back downstairs.

 

[Will Bozarth]

GAH hook me up to a damn soda IV and let me stop being thirsty!

 

[Chromatose]

drink some gatorade

preferably some that came from Walmart

 

[Will Bozarth]

WALMART?! WHAT KIND OF PERSON DO YOU THINK I AM?! ONE THAT HATES THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES?! ONE THAT DOESNT CARE ABOUT WORKERS RIGHTS?! ONE THAT ACCEPTS LOWER PRICES DUE TO UNFAIRLY TREATED INDONESIANS?!














FUCK YES!

 

[Morganna]

I will tell you I miss sleeping naked or in my underwear. I can't wait until we move out!

 

[Will Bozarth]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[Morganna]

lol! you know what I mean. When you got to take a piss you have to go through the trouble of getting completely dressed. By the time you get back your wide awake.

 

[Will Bozarth]

yep!

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Morganna]

It's sleepy time for me folks!

Not a whole lot to say about myself today, as all I did was run the sweeper, wash the dishes, clean the toilet, cook shit, doodled, and had cramps.

 

[Captain Beard]

*waves from below*

 

[Will Bozarth]

you are climbing the ranks at an impressive rate, mr. bond

 

[Captain Beard]

Nah, I stalled about 6 weeks ago. I could have been at your feet by now, buuuut... I lost reasons to speed post like I was doing before.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I figure that I can easily get to the top of the mountain........ but then, MetalAges has 50k more posts than us normal folk!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Thirst update:

Someone went upstairs. Dare I grab a bottled water?!

YES IM THAT THIRST THAT ILL DRINK MUTHAFUCKIN WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Captain Beard]

Put ice and lemon in it. Why do you detest it so?

 

[Will Bozarth]

it's just boring. could easily grab something more tasty and not have to work in order to improve it. if they had lemon-lime seltzer, i'd be all over that

 

[EricT]

Just go to the god damn store and get a fucking 2 liter of pepsi for fucks sake.