say something about ... yourself!

[Will Bozarth]

just figure out your new ambition?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Not many get such a clear epiphany.

 

[derek]

There is a movie called the fluffer. They tried to dramatise the industry, but it sorta failed.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

just figure out your new ambition?

No, I was thinking about how much I wish i could get some pussy.

Granted I could have last week, but no, just no.

Then again maybe I would have...but then I'd have no chance with her daughter ever. Damn!

 

[Captain Beard]

Details are required. The gods demand a lengthy reason for your denial of rooting a young woman.

 

[Will Bozarth]

you could if you tried hard enough. think of it this way... you're sitting here. online. are you drinking by yourself or are you at a party?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

What happened to my post Failure to post at all, I guess.

Oh well. I saw Get Smart and laughed my butt off. That is all. *mental note to click post button*

 

[Altitudes]

you see... a fluffer is one that makes sure the guy is rock hard in between porn shots

 

[Will Bozarth]

Details are required. The gods demand a lengthy reason for your denial of rooting a young woman.

it was his friend's mom and he has thing obsession with his friend's sister

 

[Captain Beard]

*raises hand* Even I am going to a party in 90 minutes. They're easy to find.

 

[Captain Beard]

it was his friend's mom and he has thing obsession with his friend's sister

Wait, really?

 

[derek]

You?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

What happened to my post Failure to post at all, I guess.

Oh well. I saw Get Smart and laughed my butt off. That is all. *mental note to click post button*

Its on the previous page silly.

 

[Captain Beard]

What happened to my post Failure to post at all, I guess.

Oh well. I saw Get Smart and laughed my butt off. That is all. *mental note to click post button*

Yes you did. Max asked where your ass is kept, I said in the fridge, because the lack of action requires it to be kept cold or go stale.

 

[Will Bozarth]

yep. i think he posted about it on here

 

[Captain Beard]

yep. i think he posted about it on here

Tell me again, I missed it!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I could go for a party. Looking forward to resuscitating my social life when I get back to Philly.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

you could if you tried hard enough. think of it this way... you're sitting here. online. are you drinking by yourself or are you at a party?

I'm drinking by myself for the first night in months because most friends are out of town this week and I have no gas money to go anywhere.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hitchhike then! Theres a reason god gave you a mouth!

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Wait, really?

Her mom was very drunk but yeah. She was kind of all over me. Even if I didn't think I had some kind of chance with her daughter, I still wouldn't have done it simply because I valu said daughters friendship.

I think she likes me at leadt a little, but if I'm wrong and I act on it things will be all fucked up.