say something about ... yourself!

[Captain Beard]

haha. That's one hell of a knockback.

I've only been knocked back twice in my life, not pleasant.

Moral is, never go for self righteous black women. They'll shoot you down.

I'm not sure I'd date a head bobber anyway. It makes me want to crush their skulls, it bothers me so much.

I didn't know she was thinking that way, so I believed she was a friend. She was the type to lead guys on. She'll never be happy because she's the type that thinks Disney movies are real.

Did you stop hanging out? Or at least start referring to her as Lady Cuntington?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Whats a head bobber?

 

[Will Bozarth]

a black woman. HAVENT YOU SEE THEM?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I'm surrounded by them, buddy!

 

[Captain Beard]

Whats a head bobber?

That head shaking shit black woman do when espousing their opinions. It drives me into a near rage.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Did you stop hanging out? Or at least start referring to her as Lady Cuntington?

Yep. That completely fucked me up. It was one of the things that made me almost kill myself back in 2003. Wasn't quite used to friendships, so that kind of rejection was unknown to me at the time.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I thought head bobbers were Indians. Maybe they're more like...head bobblers. At any rate, I deal with a lot of them at work. They like to look at watches and bobble their heads in confusing manners.

 

[Captain Beard]

Shoulda raped her and cut up the body.


I uh, mean, no I meant... ok, yes I meant it. Or at least kill and eat her.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Sometimes I feel bad about the power women have in getting laid so easily. Tell a guy to buy you a few drinks in exchange for a lovely night in ya pants and he'll follow you around like a puppy and bacon.*







* This empirical evidence was gathered while sitting at the end of a bar with two guys making fun of the "bitch train" that come in at our local bar.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Or as Steve would say, punch her in the taint!

 

[Captain Beard]

I thought head bobbers were Indians. Maybe they're more like...head bobblers. At any rate, I deal with a lot of them at work. They like to look at watches and bobble their heads in confusing manners.

It's not that they are black even, it's the motion they make, along with the expression that betrays their vacuous heads, like it asserts authority over de white man and they're the master of all they survey in mind and body. The fact anyone would challenge my ego that much infuriates me.

 

[Will Bozarth]

that's how nature works. the body doesn't know that contraceptives are being used. body says "OH SHIT WE CAN RELEASE OUR SEED!" and off they go

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Sometimes I feel bad about the power women have in getting laid so easily. Tell a guy to buy you a few drinks in exchange for a lovely night in ya pants and he'll follow you around like a puppy and bacon.*







* This empirical evidence was gathered while sitting at the end of a bar with two guys making fun of the "bitch train" that come in at our local bar.

Can I buy you a few drinks? Then we can spoon. I'll even be the little spoon if you want.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sometimes I feel bad about the power women have in getting laid so easily. Tell a guy to buy you a few drinks in exchange for a lovely night in ya pants and he'll follow you around like a puppy and bacon.*







* This empirical evidence was gathered while sitting at the end of a bar with two guys making fun of the "bitch train" that come in at our local bar.

A few drinks for one good fuck is cheaper than marriage for same methinks

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

It's not that they are black even, it's the motion they make, along with the expression that betrays their vacuous heads, like it asserts authority over de white man and they're the master of all they survey in mind and body. The fact anyone would challenge my ego that much infuriates me.

I'm surprised they do that to you Captain! I'm not as tall or thick as you and no one gives me any trouble. Maybe our my pals are tame.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My bath water is too hot. And my spoon is too big.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm surprised they do that to you Captain! I'm not as tall or thick as you and no one gives me any trouble. Maybe our my pals are tame.

Only one did it, and she was a BIG lady. We'd have probably stalemated in a brawl. Then she'd want me to be her baby daddy. No thanks.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I may or may not be dry humping this thread.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Ahhha Lanes bulletin is funny Cara and Derick.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Ahhha Lanes bulletin is funny Cara and Derick.

It is? *checks*

Ah yes