This Metalli-Angel dyke...
"Lol, I got fucked in a yahoo metal chatroom".
Ok, so you exposed yourself to a bunch of 12 year old mall-goths? Congratulations, you're now every one of their wet dreams.
"I've got a piece of metal in my hoo hoo"
Good for you! No better way to be "METHUL AS FHUCK!" than to have someone stab your clit and put a literal piece of metal in it. We could only wish that next time you get a stupid piercing like that, the person piercing it misses your cunt and hits your throat.