say something about ... yourself!

[Chromatose]

hoorah birthday

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yay! we may not be able to attend the chuck norris dinner, but we shall be there on friday, and then on saturday we're absconding with you to see shaolin. if you see chuck on thursday, invite him to the show on saturday! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

 

[Chromatose]

Ask Chuck Norris to play guitar for them

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

where are my goddamn girl scout cookies? i thought for sure i heard my aunt's car pull up. she and my cousin are supposed to be here already to peddle cookies!!

edit: they are on their way, and bringing my grandma. oh joy.

 

[Chromatose]

I hope it's not that stupid thing where you have to preorder them and don't get cookies for weeks or months! *shakes fist at girl scouts with their cookie teasing*

 

[Captain Beard]

and - is upset about turning 25. This is the first birthday that's bothered me.

Quit your whining, I've been 25 for a year now and I'm not dead. Though I am through 1/3 if my life expectancy! I bet I die tomorrow though... that would be funny.

Is indifferent to the fact he is turning 26.

And I want 4 star Chinese food.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I'm 28....
and age is just a number.

 

[Captain Beard]

So why do some of you womens lie about it then?

(No, seriously, they may as well have told *several* outright lies. Age is not personal information, since it's on register in 800 different places anyway.)

Just never understood the need to be distrusted over the amount of time that has passed since you were spat from a vagina.

Wants food, has not eaten today.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Quit your whining, I've been 25 for a year now and I'm not dead. Though I am through 1/3 if my life expectancy! I bet I die tomorrow though... that would be funny.

Is indifferent to the fact he is turning 26.

And I want 4 star Chinese food.

Whoa, I feel much better about aging now. You're full of good advice Captain, like when you said relationships are a burden anyway etc. I need to learn the way of the sard and not worry about things.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Stressing about aging is like stressing about gravity. Nothing you say, do, or convince yourself of is going to change its inevitability. One should just live life and enjoy some actual positives that come with getting older (believe it or not, there are many).

A better way to look at it is that life sucks at pretty much any age, so 12 or 35, you're going to have something to be unhappy about just as much as something to celebrate.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is severely annoyed now that the only rational member of my household (my dad) will be away for a few days and i'm stranded in a sea of crazy. may commit matricide before the night is over.

 

[Captain Beard]

Start chanting satanic rites, maybe your mother will cower away and leave you alone.


Wants a sandwich.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yesterday morning, i went into the kitchen to get a drink around 7 am and my mom was fixing food for my brother before he had to go to saturday school.

me: Jesus Christ, it's stupid that he has Saturday school.
mom: Why do you have to use the Lord's name in vain? Why can't you use it in a positive way?
me: ... I'm sure Jesus Christ would think that it's stupid that he has Saturday school.

 

[Captain Beard]

Jesus would be too busy smoking to go to Saturday school.

Still wants a sandwich. May force feed one to Brooks.

 

[perniciosa]

I'm going to sleep now

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just finished eating. yay!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

is going to work out tonight

 

[Captain Beard]

Never got his sandwich

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

make your own sandwich! or...something like "sawwich" as my mom says.

 

[Captain Beard]

I have to wait at least an hour due to meal twilight. If I ate now, I'd have to eat again at 9 pm PST.

Snacks are bad, as they make me hungrier.