say something about ... yourself!

[dreaming neon darkspot]

finished new story, fell asleep, was woken up by a call from friends. we went to dinner at applebee's then played Apples to Apples until about 11

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

What's Apples to Apples?

 

[Captain Beard]

They take turns stuffing apples into their vaginas, then they tribb each other, rubbing the apples together.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

What's Apples to Apples?

well, other than what david said, it's ... like a literary card game.

there are red cards and green cards. the red cards have nouns written on them, the green cards have adjectives. each person gets seven noun cards and someone reads an adjective, then each other person submits the noun that they think best applies to that adjective - it can be literal, ironic, bizarre, etc. the reader choses the most appropriate one (aka weirdest and funniest, usually), the person who picked that card gets the adjective card, and the person who gets the most adjective card wins.

much hilarity usually ensues.

 

[Morganna]

ha!!! I found an old video hiding in some folders.
Theres a little scream at the end. No idea what I screamed

hhaha, what was he asking you I couldn't understand him? Ah, I love home movies.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

ha!!! I found an old video hiding in some folders.
Theres a little scream at the end. No idea what I screamed

I can dig it.

 

[derek]

well, i went to the GYM and worked out for a while, then after the GYM i went to the grocery store and bought some food, as i'm trying to eat healthier in addition to going to the GYM. now i need to do some laundry so i'll have sweatpants to wear to the GYM tomorrow. i might go to WALMART

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hhaha, what was he asking you I couldn't understand him? Ah, I love home movies.

huh?
Me - Monk, say some stuff...
Monk - aahh
Me - Yeah..
Monk - Drago
Me - Drago *scream*


Mornings are dumb.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Where tf are you? hiking over the rockies or some shit?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"You swear too fucking much".

He swears about 1000000 times more in person than he does online. Like, if he says a sentence with three or more words in it, at least two of those words will be "fuck". Its funny.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and then he vomits

 

[Shapeless)))]

Spent a whole day in the sun while fishing, I burned my back

Now I'm a babysitter for my 6 year old cousin, hell be spending a night over at my apartment, then we'll go fishing again tomorrow.

 

[Will Bozarth]

mmmmmmmmm

 

[Swabs]

Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is hungry. might go swimming

 

[Chromatose]

at the GYM?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Dun't want to go to work

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

haha same.. I want to go outside ..

 

[Will Bozarth]

Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

WE THOUGHT YOU WAS... A TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD