say something about ... yourself!

[Cat5Messiah]

Get your own fucking milkshake! Piss!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

bah! I think I just might.
actually, I might go to Sonic and get a Giant Oreo Blast!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Doooo iiiiit!

I have pizza and some Lime Bud Light.

Yup.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fucking gross!!!!!

 

[neal]

Lime Bud Light

homo

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Waah.

You're just jealous.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm pretty sure he's the opposite of jealous:



Not jealous.

 

[Lunar Still]

I'm pretty sure he's the opposite of jealous:



Not jealous.

That was deep.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Get this and other wisdoms in my upcoming book "My Wisdoms"!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

My family's all fired up over Phelp's last race. Dad's saying he wants more slow-mo shots. I'm gonna agree with him, but hope that the systems in place to judge the race were flawless.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Olympics are lame.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fucking faggot bullshit fuckers! I fucking hate fucking spiders!!!
stupid big faggot was on my wall while im going through comics. I attacked him with my +3 Easton hockey stick of doom and rolled a 1.
He dropped to the ground and ran under the bed. I searched forever with the stick until he finally ran out and I was swinging wildly using Power Attack.
Finally landing a natural 20 and crushing him!
fucking burn you 8 legged faggot fuckers!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Please tell me you were in full LARP gear when you did that

 

[Will Bozarth]

I'm going back in time to fuck Marilyn Monroe.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I wanna go back in time to fuck the Virgin Mary.

 

[Lunar Still]

I'm going back in time to fuck Marilyn Monroe five minutes before you do, so you'll walk in and go "Aw, dude, I was totally coming back to do that!" And then I'll say "It's okay dude, you can have sloppy seconds!" And then you'll go "Fuck you," and go back 10 minutes in time to fuck her first.

Yeah.

 

[Morganna]

I want to go back in time five minutes to fuck myself

 

[Will Bozarth]

me too! hey wait

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I want to go back in time five minutes to fuck myself

Why go back in time when that can be done in the HERE AND NOW?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Olympics are lame.

Yeah, they are. And after the opening ceremony everyone was like omfg big light shows and lots of people marching, but it's pretty easy to get people to march around under a totalitarian government.

Also, I just made deviled eggs, and they're fucking delicious.