say something about ... yourself!

[DreamNeonBlack]

thanks to my favorite professor, but I'm still screwed out the butt.
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Ah, Emily, emily, emily where do I begin with sentences like this?



Begin list of possible responses:


I'd screw you out in the butt.


Maybe you can work your professor's butt screwing into a masster degree?




Feel free to add on as I'm trying to eat dinner while typing and that just doesn't work.

 

[derek]

so I got into uni today.

Film Theory o/

WHOOP!

 

[Karmic]

figured I might as well be doing SOMETHING useful with my time. : )

 

[Burti]

So to bring this into a little more vanity; I have a dilemma.

So I have I'm a Senior in High School and I've got a sixth period that's about entirely worthless (Yearbook Comm.) and I wish to switch it to Pre-Calculus. Now I know, easy decision, right?

Wrong, there are so many brain-dead chicks in that class that I'm sure I could score with ALL of them. However, I'm thinking with my dick here.

TL;DR

I have to choose between vagina or a better job (maybe).

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I have to choose between vagina or a better job (maybe).

The good news is that there are dumb chick every where. So I'd go with the better job. Then you'll have money to spend at bars to entice said dumb chicks.

 

[Burti]

Yeah, I was thinking the same.

Too bad I don't drink and that would be kind of like rape.

On a different note, I hope everything works out for you, Emily.

 

[Necrö]

I'm wondering, how do you guys here treat newbies? I'm kinda intrigued to post here more often.

 

[Nikki]

Hi there.

 

[Chromatose]

Decently enough, until they make statements such as that.

 

[Necrö]

oh shit. I'll still give it a shot.

 

[Swabs]

Do you like meat?

 

[Necrö]

Sure. It's about time I go out for a steak dinner again.

 

[Swabs]

You'll fit in here fiiiiine.

 

[Necrö]

I don't like taking pictures of me though

 

[Karmic]

that's fine we'll pick on that other guy instead, hang in there

 

[meeseface]

I yearn to leave this cursed country

 

[Necrö]

that's a nice first post there!

 

[meeseface]

Thanks

 

[Karmic]

even better second post!

 

[stefan86]

OH YEAH EVEN BETTER 7,419 POST KARMIK!