Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
In any case, ranting about how when the Imperium marches against Gul-Kothoth, then dark sorceries shall enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown will be more than enough to get them off your back.
him "How could YOU get a job looking like THAT?! What could YOU possibly do?"
me "I work at Wal-Mart"
*silence*
him "Hows that going for you?"
me "Store isn't open yet"
*crowd laughs*
him "So... you have an imaginary job? Couldn't you have thought of a BETTER job for yourself? Or at least a worse one like 'Oh, I work at a herpes clinic scraping warts off of the patients.... are you enjoying that second White Russian, by the way?"
me "Yep!"
him "So, you came here on a spaceship AND you have an imaginary job"
he kept going back to me throughout his set involving walmart and other stuff. good times!
...well, the store isn't open yet. we're just stocking shelves. it's ok if you like putting things on shelves